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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son

> of

> > > >a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,

> > " Let's

> > > >begin by reviewing some American history. Who said " Give me Liberty,

> or

> > > >give me Death? " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who

> had

> > > >his hand up. " Henry, 1775. " he said.

> > > >

> > > > " Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for

the

> > > >people, shall not perish from the earth' " ? Again, no response except

> from

> > > >Suzuki: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863. " , said Suzuki. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be ashamed.

> Suzuki,

> > > >who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. "

> > > >

> > > >She heard a loud whisper: " Fuck the Japs. " " Who said that? " she

> demanded.

> > > >Suzuki put his hand up. " Lee Iacocca, 1982. " At that point, a student

> in

> > > >the back said, " I'm gonna puke. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher glares and asks " All right! Now, who said that? " Again,

> > Suzuki

> > > >says, " Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. "

> > > >

> > > >Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah? Suck this! " Suzuki

jumps

> > out

> > > >of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, " Bill

Clinton,

> to

> > > > Lewinsky, 1997! "

> > > >

> > > >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, " You little shit. If you

> say

> > > >anything else, I'll kill you. " Suzuki franticly yells at the top of

> his

> > > >voice, " Condit to Chandra Levy 2001. "

> > > >

> > > >The teacher fainted.

> > >

> >

> >

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