Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 ô¿ô ~ It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son > of > > > >a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, > > " Let's > > > >begin by reviewing some American history. Who said " Give me Liberty, > or > > > >give me Death? " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who > had > > > >his hand up. " Henry, 1775. " he said. > > > > > > > > " Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the > > > >people, shall not perish from the earth' " ? Again, no response except > from > > > >Suzuki: " Abraham Lincoln, 1863. " , said Suzuki. " > > > > > > > >The teacher snapped at the class, " Class, you should be ashamed. > Suzuki, > > > >who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. " > > > > > > > >She heard a loud whisper: " Fuck the Japs. " " Who said that? " she > demanded. > > > >Suzuki put his hand up. " Lee Iacocca, 1982. " At that point, a student > in > > > >the back said, " I'm gonna puke. " > > > > > > > >The teacher glares and asks " All right! Now, who said that? " Again, > > Suzuki > > > >says, " Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. " > > > > > > > >Now furious, another student yells, " Oh yeah? Suck this! " Suzuki jumps > > out > > > >of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, " Bill Clinton, > to > > > > Lewinsky, 1997! " > > > > > > > >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, " You little shit. If you > say > > > >anything else, I'll kill you. " Suzuki franticly yells at the top of > his > > > >voice, " Condit to Chandra Levy 2001. " > > > > > > > >The teacher fainted. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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