saggy boobs as told on the OSSG-PlasticSurgery list

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Plastic Surgery Subject

A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called " The Knob " , where a small

knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up

her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted " The Knob. " Fifteen years later, the woman

returned to the surgeon with two problems. " All these years, everything has

been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always

loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First, I

have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. "

The doctor looked at her closely and said, " Those aren't bags, those are

your breasts. "

She said, " Well, I guess that explains the goatee. "

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