Have a fine day -- ... before it starts

[Guest guest]

A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the

couch in front of the television, and told his wife, " Get me a beer

before it starts! "

The wife sighed and got him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he said, " Get me another beer before it starts! "

She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him.

He finished that beer and a few minutes later said, " Quick, get me

another beer, it's going to start any minute! "

The wife was furious. " Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink

beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy,

drunken, fat slob and furthermore... "

The man sighed and said, " It's started. "

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