assicons -- For all you Saturday night shut-ins

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Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called " emoticons " where

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some " assicons? "

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

...oo* " " " **oo.oo* " " *oo..

oo* " " *o.o* " " *o.

..o " 'o " " o

o o *o

..o o 'o

o o o.

o o o

o \o/ o

o --0-- o

o. /o\ o

o o o

o o o

o o oo

oo o oo

oo. oo oo

'ooo. .oo. ooo

o " " oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo " o

o. " " " " " " oo " " " " " o

'o oo o'

o oo o

'o o o*

o o o

o o o

o o o

o o o

o o o

o o o

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within

the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your

e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't

have bad luck.

(But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

Happy e-mooning!!!

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