Re: High heels and pee?????

[Guest guest]

Hi Jodi R

I combined two stories and got this one going and some of it has been us

being silly off list.

got called up to the bathroom one day by one of her darlings and she

did this massive sliding flip as she went sailing across the bathroom from

stepping in a puddle of pee on the floor {left by one of her darlings}. She

did a good number on herself.

Meanwhile, I had been yakking on and on about the day I was going up the

aisle at my church {I read at mass so I was almost at the altar} and I went

flipping out of my shoe and did this flaring kind of weird dance trying to

NOT fall flat on my face as all the old ladies in the church gasped. It's

rather hysterical now,but at the time I was so embarrassed and so I decided

I am too old for my high heels {ah they are just stupid shoes} but I

combined the two stories and that's how we got " dancing in heels and

pee "

Deb

High heels and pee?????

> Okay, I must have missed something while I was MIA for a while.

> , what happened? Or, should I even be asking?? )

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> Jodi R.

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[Guest guest]

Oh man. I will try to type through my tears. That was just too

funny. Man, my eyes are watering so bad from laughing! Haaaaaa

Haaaaa!

Oh yeah, and what is the deal with the exclamation point thing? I

love to use those too!!! )

, sorry about the pee pee story! I feel really bad. Yeah

right ! Lol!!! ) I just love it.

But hey, speaking of pee. I was getting dressed to day and we

have had a time trying to get him to tell us when he has to go

potty. So, today I asked him before I put his Pull-up on if he had

to go and you will never guess what the little bugger did. He

started to pee! Right there, in my living room ON THE CARPET!!!

What is he? A Dog?? I was like " Tell me you didn't just sprinkle

potty on my floor! " Ugh! KIDS.

Jodi R.

> Hi Jodi R

> I combined two stories and got this one going and some of it has

been us

> being silly off list.

> got called up to the bathroom one day by one of her

darlings and she

> did this massive sliding flip as she went sailing across the

bathroom from

> stepping in a puddle of pee on the floor {left by one of her

darlings}. She

> did a good number on herself.

> Meanwhile, I had been yakking on and on about the day I was going

up the

> aisle at my church {I read at mass so I was almost at the altar}

and I went

> flipping out of my shoe and did this flaring kind of weird dance

trying to

> NOT fall flat on my face as all the old ladies in the church

gasped. It's

> rather hysterical now,but at the time I was so embarrassed and so I

decided

> I am too old for my high heels {ah they are just stupid shoes} but I

> combined the two stories and that's how we got " dancing in

heels and

> pee "

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> Deb

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> High heels and pee?????

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> > , what happened? Or, should I even be asking?? )

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> > Jodi R.

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[Guest guest]

Jodi - LOL......I totally was not wearing high heels - although, Deb I

hear likes them LOL......but, I slipped a week ago or so in the

bathroom after missed the toilet. It was funny after the

fact! LOL Deb thought it would be more funny to add the high heels

to my story.....LOL She's a funny one that Deb! LOL

- H

> Okay, I must have missed something while I was MIA for a while.

> , what happened? Or, should I even be asking?? )

>

> Jodi R.

[Guest guest]

Deb and Jodi - yes, but my newly created story is funnier! LOL

- H

> Hi Jodi R

> I combined two stories and got this one going and some of it has

been us

> being silly off list.

> got called up to the bathroom one day by one of her

darlings and she

> did this massive sliding flip as she went sailing across the

bathroom from

> stepping in a puddle of pee on the floor {left by one of her

darlings}. She

> did a good number on herself.

> Meanwhile, I had been yakking on and on about the day I was going

up the

> aisle at my church {I read at mass so I was almost at the altar}

and I went

> flipping out of my shoe and did this flaring kind of weird dance

trying to

> NOT fall flat on my face as all the old ladies in the church

gasped. It's

> rather hysterical now,but at the time I was so embarrassed and so

I decided

> I am too old for my high heels {ah they are just stupid shoes} but

I

> combined the two stories and that's how we got " dancing in

heels and

> pee "

>

> Deb

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> High heels and pee?????

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> > Okay, I must have missed something while I was MIA for a while.

> > , what happened? Or, should I even be asking?? )

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> > Jodi R.

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[Guest guest]

Jodi - LOL - sorry - but, your story was too funny! Sorry about the

carpet though. Oh no! You know, when I started with

about 6 months ago - I set a timer for myself every 25-30 minutes

and I MADE him go - even if he didn't have to - and this was

especially helpful for the " number 2's " . I made him sit there.

Obviously, I didn't make him sit long - but, it did help.

The exclamation point is that Deb can't type! LOL just kidding -

actually - her keyboard hasn't been working (yeah right) LOL

- H

> > Hi Jodi R

> > I combined two stories and got this one going and some of it has

> been us

> > being silly off list.

> > got called up to the bathroom one day by one of her

> darlings and she

> > did this massive sliding flip as she went sailing across the

> bathroom from

> > stepping in a puddle of pee on the floor {left by one of her

> darlings}. She

> > did a good number on herself.

> > Meanwhile, I had been yakking on and on about the day I was

going

> up the

> > aisle at my church {I read at mass so I was almost at the altar}

> and I went

> > flipping out of my shoe and did this flaring kind of weird dance

> trying to

> > NOT fall flat on my face as all the old ladies in the church

> gasped. It's

> > rather hysterical now,but at the time I was so embarrassed and

so I

> decided

> > I am too old for my high heels {ah they are just stupid shoes}

but I

> > combined the two stories and that's how we got " dancing

in

> heels and

> > pee "

> >

> > Deb

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> > High heels and pee?????

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> > > Okay, I must have missed something while I was MIA for a while.

> > > , what happened? Or, should I even be asking?? )

> > >

> > > Jodi R.

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[Guest guest]

- now that is FUNNY! LOL

- H

> <<I was getting dressed to day and we

> have had a time trying to get him to tell us when he has to go

> potty. So, today I asked him before I put his Pull-up on if he

had

> to go and you will never guess what the little bugger did. He

> started to pee! Right there, in my living room ON THE CARPET!!!

> What is he? A Dog?? I was like " Tell me you didn't just sprinkle

> potty on my floor! " >>

>

> Two day ago.. Liam comes to me and says " Mom, pee pee turns to

water when

> it hits the floor " !!I said What? Where did you pee? He goes " I'll

show you,

> I pee'd on my #'s and it is water now " . Turns out his foam #'s

were between

> the toliet and the bath tub and he pee'd on them just to see what

would

> happen.. Boys!!!

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> R

> Mom to Liam 12/12/00 (SGA possible RSS)

> Jed 1/22/93

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