Guest guest Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 To All The Dear, Dear People, You Know Who You Are! I used to subscribe to a religiously based homeschool / homestead group on yahoo here. I thought it would be nice - other women home schooling and raising live stock, etc. The simple life, tips, tricks, ideas, sounded right up my alley. Stay with me here.... Notice the past-tense. Many of the women as you can imagine described themselves a big busted (big farm women, kwim?). Then a conversation came up regarding Barbie Dolls. Oh the sin, the immorality, the vulgarity of this doll who has a large bust! Certainly their daughters did not play with such a toy! So ee in all her curiosity asked the logical questions: Why was it OK for all these women to claim big boobs but it ws sinful for their daughters to play with a doll that had big boobs and to take it a step further, wasn't it likely the daughters of big busted women would grow up to have (duh!) big boobs also? Is a naked Barbie not just the naked version of the human female body that God lovingly created? When clothed was she really that different from her human counter parts? And if you found her clothing too trashy and offensive wouldn't a line of Modest Barbie apparel be a nice little cottage industry for someone to start? If all the rotten eggs and tomatoes on their homesteads could have been thrown through cyber space to squelch my obviously satanic tongue, they would have been. As it were, I got the written/verbal equilivent of such. I politely and meekly made my good byes by saying I apologized for offending them, evidently I wasn't wrapped quite as tight as they were and maybe I should find my companionship elsewhere and would now leave the group. Um, nobody asked me to reconsider... HA! I tell that story because in all their high and narrow minded morality and so-called Christianity they couldn't tolerate the mother who challenged their stand against Barbie with what I thought were reasonable questions. I also tell that story because as many times as I have a slip of the tongue, a different point of view, or flat out shove my foot in my mouth, all of you here forgive me and love me anyway despite the fact my son has a couple female " action figures " as they are called in the world of boys who he undresses and their big plastic tits haven't corrupted him to Hell yet. (Imagine that!) I hope I'm not offensive to any of you here with all this. I'm about to get to the point, honestly.... It is hard to type all this with my jaw sitting squarely on the floor in front of me tonight. I've been dragging it around most of the day. I owe a debt of gratitude I couldn't begin to imagine how to repay to the whole lot of you. I have been been rolling this around in my head all day. Alas after seeking what I consider respected counsel, I was strongly advised to take my own advise - as in when my mother argued with my sister over accepting a gift of a 2nd hand shirt. Mom kept trying to refuse the gift if you remember and I told my mother that what she really meant to say was " Thank You " . I've been advised to say THANK YOU and to accept the gift with grace and gratitude that the givers may all be blessed by God for their generosity as I am blessed by God through their generosity. How dare I deny any one of you the blessing that is promised to you now? will be blessed with the $370.00 paid on time for Garrison's new FAB rather than having the payment sent as piece work. Garrison will be blessed with the proper FAB to continue his treatment that he was blessed enough to recieve from our beloved Dr. Ponseti. The Mcdonald House is blessed that our remaining outstanding bill will be paid in full thus another family in need will be blessed by them in the future. My husband is blessed that a large burden has been removed from his shoulders in paying and the RMD. And I am blessed by your unadulterated friendships. So for all of that, as I am shocked and slightly embarassed by the show of affections here that I really don't believe I deserve - I say THANK YOU. And may our Lord use me now to pass along a blessing to someone in need as you have. Ah the hell with all this mushy stuff - you all just come down here and I'll buy the booze!! HA HA HA HA Wahoo Party at Shaw's house!!! LOL!!! (j/k) You are all Barbie Dolls in my mind and I love you!!! So I say with a humble heart tonight: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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