Re: Smart Water -was Loose stools since starting diet (long)

[Guest guest]

>

> There is also an electrolite water called Smart Water that you can get at the

grocery

stores.

> Meleah

> ----- Original Message -----

Here is one bloggers rant about Smart Water: (he actually reviews beer LOL) save

your

bucks for good almond flour!

)\\http://coldbeernation.blogspot.com/

" Any way, this SIX-DOLLAR water apparently features a formidable and varied dose

of

electrolytes in case you lose some trying to punch the cash-register open in

hopes of

recovering your six dollars. This " electrolyte-enhanced beverage " is also

supposed to be

" different " than all other unpalatable kinds of mineral water because it isn't

taken from an

underground , bat and pirate-ridden well, but from the fingers of whatever

air-inhabiting

deities you choose to believe in. Yes, that's fully correct, because on the back

of the bottle,

it says that " spring water comes from the ground and contains random stuff. " In

addition

to this, obviously a conspiracy against spring-water bottlers and distributors,

the makers

of this " smart water " claim to send their migrant workers up on Pegasus-driven

chariots to

the clouds to pick each droplet from a cloud and combine enough to make my

bottle cost

six unbelievable dollars.

As charmed as I was at first, with their complaint that " clouds get a bad rap " ,

I quickly put

to the bottle down to realize that it was all a front. This company wasn't

championing the

rights of clouds and joining that new celebrity-PSA campaign to reduce hate

crimes

against nebulous, gray, airborne blobs, because it wants to " one-up clouds " and

thereby

make them obsolete. How many times have people fallen for this one? Save the

Whales?

Please, these guys want to seemingly " rescue " clouds and " civilize " them with

these

" electrolytes " only to leave original cloud-picking migrant workers and the

soft, super soft

and cuddly clouds they depend on completely hung out to dry. I say propose that

Cold

Beer Nation readers go online (already here!) and sign petitions to stop evil,

no-goodnik

corporations from rendering our majestic clouds obsolete by trying to pawn off

these

impure " electrolyte " substances on our public. Besides, the scare-tactics verge

on

political-ad scathing, with urination-inducing lines such as " unless, of course,

you have no

taste buds, " in case you happen to object to the necessity of the product.

Oh by the way, the water was pretty tasty as far as water goes. I don't think

the six dollars

was that bad after all and besides, it makes you look really cool when you drink

it, like

using an ipod or something. "

Carol F.

SCD 7 years, celiac