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Subject: No Brains

 

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I love this one.

Everyone ought to send it to everyone they know, especially

today with prayer restricted in schools.

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a

classroom. The teacher was going to explain

evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy:

Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you

can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later)

Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God

because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy

some questions. The teacher agreed and the little

girl asked the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions

this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were

taught today in school, she must not have one!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 

II CORINTHIANS 4:7

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