Guest guest Posted October 23, 2002 Report Share Posted October 23, 2002 This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, " Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood- shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor? " The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, " Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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