Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 << but I kind of enjoyed paying my husband back for his years of gassing under the covers and then " fluffeling " and giggling when I'd gag:) Although it really must have been pretty bad because the dog got up and left the room. >> This has to go under the heading of ALL MEN ARE ALIKE! I thought that I was the only silent victim suffering at the hands of a cover fluffer!!!! Now I see there are lots of us! And I too get a bit of a kick out of the paybacks! Signed: Fluffin in Florida Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! Tooting going on from every bedstand!! We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs were! Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 << We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs were! Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! >> LOL!!! That is soooo true!! Spunky aka Cindy ;>) Pre-op Hoping to dance with the good doctor soon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Hi, I second the motion to delete the posts if you are replying to a digest. It is very easy to do. Under Edit, hit Select All, then hit Delete key. Today I weighed and am down 26lbs and am 5 1/2 weeks post op. I am lower than low average according to Dr Rutledge's calculator, but I feel really good. I have a lot of energy, I do Synergetics twice a day. Bile reflux at night has resolved (forever I hope). I did have a lot of noxious gas last night which I believe was from milk. I am taking that off of my OK FOODS list for now. It was horrendous, but I kind of enjoyed paying my husband back for his years of gassing under the covers and then " fluffeling " and giggling when I'd gag:) Although it really must have been pretty bad because the dog got up and left the room. I am wearing a 20W suit today and have gotten several compliments. I really love that! Hard to believe that not long ago I was literally squeezing into 24Ws. Also, I noticed that someone mentioned taking vitamin 3 times per day. I take mine all at once because I thought it was just like normal person taking 1. I've been doing this with no problems since 2 weeks post op. I will be a contact for anyone, but again I am only 5.5 weeks out. email me at rapidanian @ hotmail .com (no spaces). Best Regards, Donna Schanzenbacher 9/22/00 264/238/150 _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Tell the truth, Jon. You'd love one of the backrubs, nature be damned!! :-) PJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Jon dear, if those thoughts are 'impure', I say: Bring it on!!!!!!!!! I am a fan of impurity!!! Never you mind, Jon. I have met you. And I know that you appear to be 100% male. Those thoughts are not only not impure, but are somewhere near the top of the Favorites list, right? Tell me this, how are you going to feel about shaving off your beard? Have you thought about it? I think, of course, that it is worth it, but what a big change that will be for you! By the time you see again, though, I guess it will have grown back, huh? Later, PhillyJude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 I'm glad I'm going for same-day surgery! Yikes! Jon > > You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men > and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you > could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they > slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! > Tooting going on from every bedstand!! > We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the > young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top > button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back > rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very > different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs > were! > Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Hee Hee Whatsamadder Jon? You didn't know us women like you thought you did, or what? LOL Trudy Re: Monday's post I'm glad I'm going for same-day surgery! Yikes! Jon > > You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men > and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you > could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they > slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! > Tooting going on from every bedstand!! > We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the > young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top > button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back > rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very > different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs > were! > Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Now PJ, you've met me and know that I am the soul of gentility (even if not a Gentile); impure thoughts never cross my transom. On the other hand, nothing wrong with a rub-down by a pair of well-trained hands! > > Tell the truth, Jon. You'd love one of the backrubs, nature be damned!! :-) > PJ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 As far as I can tell, you're all, ahem, sex maniacs. I need a good woman willing to defend my honor! > > Hee Hee > Whatsamadder Jon? You didn't know us women like you thought you did, or what? > LOL > Trudy > Re: Monday's post > > > I'm glad I'm going for same-day surgery! Yikes! > > Jon > > > > > > > You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men > > and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you > > could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they > > slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! > > Tooting going on from every bedstand!! > > We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the > > young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top > > button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back > > rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very > > different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs > > were! > > Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 Honor... schhmonnor, You just need a woman!! Trude Re: Monday's post > > > I'm glad I'm going for same-day surgery! Yikes! > > Jon > > > > > > > You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men > > and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you > > could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they > > slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! > > Tooting going on from every bedstand!! > > We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the > > young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top > > button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back > > rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very > > different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs > > were! > > Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 ROTFLMAO!!!! Sperb ( in California) >>> TooEnable@... 10/30/00 08:58AM >>> << but I kind of enjoyed paying my husband back for his years of gassing under the covers and then " fluffeling " and giggling when I'd gag:) Although it really must have been pretty bad because the dog got up and left the room. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 <<Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs were! >> I sure hope you didn't bring a ruler!!!! Sperb ( in CA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 PJ: Well, I consider it my religious duty to appreciate the glory of all of God's creation. (At least that's what I used to tell my ex! And no, that's NOT why she's an ex!) Beard hacking is another reason why I was eager to have the procedure at the very beginning of a 6 week break! No one should be able to notice by the time I'm back in the saddle. (Although, if I'm saddle-sore by that time . . .. ) Jon in Tuscaloosa Re: Monday's post Jon dear, if those thoughts are 'impure', I say: Bring it on!!!!!!!!! I am a fan of impurity!!! Never you mind, Jon. I have met you. And I know that you appear to be 100% male. Those thoughts are not only not impure, but are somewhere near the top of the Favorites list, right? Tell me this, how are you going to feel about shaving off your beard? Have you thought about it? I think, of course, that it is worth it, but what a big change that will be for you! By the time you see again, though, I guess it will have grown back, huh? Later, PhillyJude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 My mother's motto is " less honor, more honorarium! " Re: Monday's post Honor... schhmonnor, You just need a woman!! Trude Re: Monday's post > > > I'm glad I'm going for same-day surgery! Yikes! > > Jon > > > > > > > You mean that there is a woman left in this world who doesn't know about men > > and their gassy selves? When I used to work 11p-7a on an all male ward, you > > could practically see the covers rising above each of their beds even as they > > slept!! And it was a full symphony orchestra playing up the background! > > Tooting going on from every bedstand!! > > We used to play another little trick on the guys too. We'd have one of the > > young student nurses (who was very attractive and willing to unbutton her top > > button to show a little cleavage), we'd have her give the nightitme back > > rubs. Then, as they slept on their backs, the covers would rise for a very > > different reason! We'd take our flashlights and see how good those backrubs > > were! > > Nurses! Can't keep a good nurse down! PJ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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