Fw: Make Me Feel Like A Woman!!!

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A first! I am actually in my office at the moment (not for long, though, my leg can't handle the pain - actually, my leg handles it just fine...I don't!) Got this from a friend, too funny not to pass on . Hope you enjoy it. Love, Judy

Make Me Feel Like A Woman!!!

Make Me Feel Like A Woman!!!> > >> > > On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severestorm.> > >> > > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when onewing> > > is> > > struck by lightning.> > >> > > One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in thefront> > > of> > > the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,"Well,if> > > I'm> > > going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Isthere> > > ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"> > >> > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their ownperil.> > > They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front ofthe> > > plane.> > > Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous,tall,> > > built,> > > with> > > reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes; he starts to walk slowly up the> > > aisle,> > > while unbuttoning his shirt> > >> > > ......one button at a time.> > >> > >> > > ....No one moves.> > >> > >> > > ......He removes his shirt.> > >> > >> > > ....Muscles ripple across his chest:> > >> > > ......he whispers:> > >> > >> > >> > > ....."Here, iron this."> > >MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE