Guest guest Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Subject: God's Voice Mail Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part ofour lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided toinstall voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling heaven.For English press 1For Spanish press 2For all other languages, press 3Please select one of the following options:Press 1 for requestPress 2 for thanksgivingPress 3 for complaintsPress 4 for all others I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners rightnow. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in theorder it was received. Please stay on the line.If you would like to speak to:God, press 1Jesus, press 2Holy spirit, press 3To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enterhis social security # followed by the pound sign.(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666) For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3 16. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics. Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please hang up and call again tomorrow.The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, pleasecontact your local pastor. Thank you and have a heavenly day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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