RE: Funny story, Not CF related, just bits of humor!!

[Guest guest]

Katy: You are one scary woman! Do you, by chance, own a pit bull, and is

your husband still around? Hal

Funny story, Not CF related, just bits of humor!!

I got this from my mom, she thought that I would appreciate it as I am

sure that you all will : )

FUNERAL PROCESSION:

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she

noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby

cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50

feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman

walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were

about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the

woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know

now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like

this.

Whose funeral is it? "

" My husband's. "

" What happened to him? "

The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? "

The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband

when the dog turned on her. "

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

women.

" Can I borrow the dog? "

" Get in line. "

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:

Wisdom, To understand a man

Love, To forgive him and

Patience, For his moods

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death.

Katy

Mom to Austin 4 no CF & Piper 18 months w/CF

[Guest guest]

Hal,

No Pit Bull only a Miniature Schnauzer, and yes my husband is still very much

alive : )

Katy

hasoloff wrote:

Katy: You are one scary woman! Do you, by chance, own a pit bull, and is

your husband still around? Hal

Funny story, Not CF related, just bits of humor!!

I got this from my mom, she thought that I would appreciate it as I am

sure that you all will : )

FUNERAL PROCESSION:

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she

noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby

cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50

feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman

walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were

about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the

woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know

now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like

this.

Whose funeral is it? "

" My husband's. "

" What happened to him? "

The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? "

The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband

when the dog turned on her. "

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

women.

" Can I borrow the dog? "

" Get in line. "

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:

Wisdom, To understand a man

Love, To forgive him and

Patience, For his moods

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death.

Katy

Mom to Austin 4 no CF & Piper 18 months w/CF

[Guest guest]

I loved the prayer, my mother in law is a keeper, :-)

> I got this from my mom, she thought that I would appreciate it as I

am sure that you all will : )

>

> FUNERAL PROCESSION:

>

> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee

when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the

nearby cemetery.

>

> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse

about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a

solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short

distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

>

> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached

the woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and

I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a

funeral like this.

>

> Whose funeral is it? "

>

> " My husband's. "

>

> " What happened to him? "

>

> The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

>

> She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? "

>

> The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my

husband when the dog turned on her. "

>

> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

women.

>

> " Can I borrow the dog? "

>

> " Get in line. "

>

>

>

> A Woman's Prayer:

>

> Dear Lord, I pray for:

>

> Wisdom, To understand a man

>

> Love, To forgive him and

>

> Patience, For his moods

>

> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

>

> I'll just beat him to death.

>

>

>

>

>

> Katy

> Mom to Austin 4 no CF & Piper 18 months w/CF

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[Guest guest]

These are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.. they are the

best!! Thank you so very much

LOVE & HUGS, GrandmomBEV

Re: Funny story, Not CF related, just bits of

humor!!

I loved the prayer, my mother in law is a keeper, :-)

> I got this from my mom, she thought that I would appreciate it as I

am sure that you all will : )

>

> FUNERAL PROCESSION:

>

> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee

when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the

nearby cemetery.

>

> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse

about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a

solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short

distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

>

> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached

the woman walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and

I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a

funeral like this.

>

> Whose funeral is it? "

>

> " My husband's. "

>

> " What happened to him? "

>

> The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

>

> She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? "

>

> The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my

husband when the dog turned on her. "

>

> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

women.

>

> " Can I borrow the dog? "

>

> " Get in line. "

>

>

>

> A Woman's Prayer:

>

> Dear Lord, I pray for:

>

> Wisdom, To understand a man

>

> Love, To forgive him and

>

> Patience, For his moods

>

> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

>

> I'll just beat him to death.

>

>

>

>

>

> Katy

> Mom to Austin 4 no CF & Piper 18 months w/CF

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