Guest guest Posted November 16, 2000 Report Share Posted November 16, 2000 Heaven or Hell Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, " I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities. " St. said, " You may enter. " The second doctor said, " I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves. " St. invited him into heaven, too. The third applicant stepped forward and said, " I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care. " St. said, " You can come in also. " But as the HMO manager walked by, St. added, " You may stay for three days. After that you know where you can go... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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