Remember this at Christmas

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and>female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop>their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to>mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give>birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition>depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to>Blitzen, had to be a girl.>>We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in>a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.