Funny story, Not CF related, just bits of humor!!

[Guest guest]

I got this from my mom, she thought that I would appreciate it as I am sure that

you all will : )

FUNERAL PROCESSION:

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed

a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet

behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a

pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women

walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman

walking the dog and said, " I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad

time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it? "

" My husband's. "

" What happened to him? "

The woman replied, " My dog attacked and killed him. "

She inquired further, " Well, who is in the second hearse? "

The woman answered, " My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when

the dog turned on her. "

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

" Can I borrow the dog? "

" Get in line. "

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for:

Wisdom, To understand a man

Love, To forgive him and

Patience, For his moods

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death.

Katy

Mom to Austin 4 no CF & Piper 18 months w/CF