Guest guest Posted November 14, 2000 Report Share Posted November 14, 2000 > >A short lesson on Southernisms: > > > If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving >to >the South, there are a few things you > > should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles: > > > > The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes, The South has 'mater samiches. > > The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses. > > The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press on Nails. > > The North has double last names, The South has double first names. > > The North has Ted Kennedy, The South has Helms. > > The North has an ambulance, The South has an amalance. > > The North has the Mafia, The South has the Klan. > > The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races. > > The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits. > > The North has green salads, The South has collard green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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