Guest guest Posted November 17, 2002 Report Share Posted November 17, 2002 > This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a > pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to > buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking > centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box > back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start > off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the > centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to 's Bar with me and have > > a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a > bit. It crossed his mind to take his purchase back to the pet store and > complain > but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about > going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no > answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, > thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this > time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, > "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to 's place and have a drink > with me? > > > > > > > > Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A little voice came out of the box: > > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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