Guest guest Posted November 19, 2002 Report Share Posted November 19, 2002 , age 92, and , age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. suggests they go in. > addresses the man behind the counter: > " Are you the owner? " >The pharmacist answers " Yes " . >: " We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication? " >Pharmacist: " Of course we do. " >: " How about medicine for circulation? " >Pharmacist: " All kinds. " >: " Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? " >Pharmacist: " Definitely. " >: " How about Viagra? " >Pharmacist: " Of course. " >: " Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice? " >Pharmacist: " Yes, a large variety. The works. " >: " What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for >Parkinson's disease? " >Pharmacist: " Absolutely. " >: " You sell wheelchairs and walkers? " >Pharmacist: " All speeds and sizes. " > says to the pharmacist: " We'd like to register here for our >wedding gifts, please. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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