Guest guest Posted September 11, 2002 Report Share Posted September 11, 2002 FW: Two married buddies> Two married buddies are out drinking one night when> one turns to the other > and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do. > Whenever I go home after > we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off> before I get to the > driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the> garage. I take my shoes > off before I go into the house, I sneak up the> stairs, I get undressed in the > bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up> and yells at me for > staying out so late!"> > His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're> obviously taking the wrong > approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the> door, storm up the steps, > throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap> her on the butt and say, > "Who's horny.....?!" and she always acts like she's> sound asleep!"> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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