Fw: Idaho Women

[Guest guest]

Three men met in a bar in Ohio. One was from Texas, one from New Jersey, and one from Idaho. They struck up a conversation and the subject turned to wives. The Texan said, "I told my wife she was responsible for all the cooking and I wanted a hot meal on the table every night when I came home. The first day I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. On the third day, I came home and there was a five-course dinner on the table with candles and wine." The New Jersey native said, "I told my wife she was responsible for all of the shopping and the house cleaning. On the first day I didn't see anything. On the second day I didn't see anything. On the third day I came home and the pantry was full and the house was spotless." The Idahoan said, "Well, I told my wife she was responsible for all the cooking, cleaning, and shopping. On the first day I didn't see anything. On the second day I didn't see anything. On the third day I began to see a little out of my left eye.