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Heidi

i love this one thanks dawn

Heidi Main wrote:

Baptizing a DrunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon apreacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the waterand subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and isalmost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,"Are you ready to find Jesus?"The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up andasks the drunk,"Brother, have you found Jesus?"The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for alittle longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asksagain,"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"The drunk again answers,"No, I haven't found Jesus."By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in thewater again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and whenhebegins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asksthe drunk,"For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"