Guest guest Posted November 16, 2002 Report Share Posted November 16, 2002 > > > > > > > > > A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in > > > the window, " Cruise Special -- $99! " . > > > She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, " I'd like the > > > $99 > > > cruise special, please. " > > > The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large > > > inner > > > tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, > > > where he > > > pushes her in and sends her floating. > > > A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes > > > inside, > > > lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. > > > She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. > > > Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first > > > blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde > > > asks, > > > " Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? > > > The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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