Fw: hee, hee

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Subject: Fw: hee, hee

>In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful

>young woman was waiting for the bus.

>

>

>Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt.

>As the bus rolled up and it became her turn

>to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was

>too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first

>step.

>

>

>So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the

>bus driver she reached behind her and

>unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give

>her enough slack to raise her leg.

>

>

>Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover

>she still could not make the step.

>

>

>So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached

>behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.

>

>And for a second time she attempted the step and once again,

>much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight

>skirt.

>

>

>So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the

>offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the

>step.

>

>

>About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked

>her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

>

>Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching

>at him,

>''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ''

>

>

>At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with

>you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was

>friends.''

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