Guest guest Posted October 22, 2002 Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a > >good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre > >seats. It worked. The front of the church fills first." > > > >The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you told > >me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back > >to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll > >gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony." > > > >"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased you > >are open to the new ideas of youth." "Well", said the elderly priest, > >"I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru Confessional. > > > >"But Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly > >doubled since I began that! I know, my son," replied the old man. "But > >that flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell", can't stay on the > >church roof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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