Guest guest Posted December 15, 2002 Report Share Posted December 15, 2002 > EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR MONITOR AND REPEAT THESE WORDS WITH > ME: > > 1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I > DON'T forward an email! > > > > 2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail. > > > > > 3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, 's Secret doesn't > know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. > > > > 4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to > more than 50 people! > > > > 5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from > Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, OutBack SteakHouse or anyone else if > I send an e-mail to 10 people. > > > > 6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail..NEVER-NEVER!! > > > > 7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not > gullible enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an > e-mail to 10 or more people! > > > > 8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England > collecting anything! He did when he was 7 or 8 years old. He is now > cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS or > GET-WELL CARDS. > > > > 9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 601B (or > whatever they named it this week) that if passed, will enable them to > charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. > > > > 10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, > characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward > an-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!! > > > > 11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain > individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I > send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. > > > > 12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by > telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. > And my friends already know that I love them - whether or not I respond to > or forward an email. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it > memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next > full moon or you will surely be constipated or for the next three months > and all of your hair will fall out. > > Oh, and you will have really good luck if you send me $20 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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