FW: scotch +2 DROPS

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> > >>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders> > a Scotch with two > > >>drops of> > water. As the bartender gives her the drink she> > says, 'I'm on > > >>this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and> > it's today.'> > >>> > >>The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your> > birthday, I'll buy you a > > >>drink. In fact, this one is on me.' > > As the woman finishes her drink, > > >>the woman to her right says, 'I would like to> > buy you a drink, too.'> > >>> > >>The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I> > want a Scotch with two drops > > >>of water.'> > >>> > >>'Coming up,' says the bartender. As> > she finishes that drink, the man to > > >>her left says, 'I would like to buy you one,> > too.'> > >>> > >>The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I> > want another Scotch with two > > >>drops of water.'> > >>> > >>'Coming right up,' the bartender> > says. As he gives her the drink, he > > >>says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of> > curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two > > >>drops of water?'> > >>> > >>The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're> > my age, you've learned how to > > >>hold your liquor. Holding your water,> > however, is a whole other issue.'> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs> > >>And make love,' and you answer,> > >>'Pick one; I can't do both!'> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Your friends compliment you> > >>On your new alligator shoes> > >>And you're barefoot.> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>A sexy babe catches your fancy> > >>And your pacemaker opens the garage door,> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Going bra-less> > >>Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>You don't care where your spouse> > goes,> > >>Just as long as you don't have to go along.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor> > instead of by the police> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN..> > >>'Getting a little action'> > >>Means you don't need to take any fiber today.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>'Getting lucky' means you find your car> > >>In the parking lot.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN....> > >>An 'all nighter' means not getting up> > >>To use the bathroom.> > >>> > >>AND> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>You are not sure these are jokes?> > >>> > > >

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great story makes me smile. I look forward to reading everynight so i can smile, laugh, and sometimes cry. But look forward to all of itTo: "Breathe-Support@yahoogrou" <Breathe-Support >Sent: Tue, December 15, 2009 2:47:27 PMSubject: FW: scotch +2 DROPS

> > >>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders> > a Scotch with two > > >>drops of> > water. As the bartender gives her the drink she> > says, 'I'm on > > >>this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and> > it's today.'> > >>> > >>The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your> > birthday, I'll buy you a > > >>drink. In fact, this one is on me.' > > As the woman finishes her drink, > > >>the woman to her right says, 'I would like to> > buy you a drink, too.'> > >>> > >>The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I> > want a Scotch with two drops > > >>of water.'> > >>> > >>'Coming up,' says the bartender. As> > she

finishes that drink, the man to > > >>her left says, 'I would like to buy you one,> > too.'> > >>> > >>The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I> > want another Scotch with two > > >>drops of water.'> > >>> > >>'Coming right up,' the bartender> > says. As he gives her the drink, he > > >>says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of> > curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two > > >>drops of water?'> > >>> > >>The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're> > my age, you've learned how to > > >>hold your liquor. Holding your water,> > however, is a whole other issue.'> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Your sweetie says, 'Let's go

upstairs> > >>And make love,' and you answer,> > >>'Pick one; I can't do both!'> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Your friends compliment you> > >>On your new alligator shoes> > >>And you're barefoot.> > >>> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>A sexy babe catches your fancy> > >>And your pacemaker opens the garage door,> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>Going bra-less> > >>Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>You don't care where your spouse> > goes,> > >>Just as long as you don't have to go along.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> >

>>You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor> > instead of by the police> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN..> > >>'Getting a little action'> > >>Means you don't need to take any fiber today.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>'Getting lucky' means you find your car> > >>In the parking lot.> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN....> > >>An 'all nighter' means not getting up> > >>To use the bathroom.> > >>> > >>AND> > >>> > >>'OLD' IS WHEN...> > >>You are not sure these are jokes?> > >>> > > >