Guest guest Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Ole and Sven had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating during Christmas and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Norwegians returned, they shocked their doctor by having lost nearly 25 POUNDS each. "Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" Then Ole and Sven nodded and said, "We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, yust from all dat skippin!" Patti Indianapolis IPF 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 thanks for making me laugh Pink Joyce R (IPF 3/06) IFA 5/09 Pennsylvania Donate Life Listed 1/09 Inactive 4/09 www.transplantfund.org--- Subject: Fw: Cute JokeTo: Breathe-Support Date: Sunday, January 10, 2010, 8:55 PM Ole and Sven had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating during Christmas and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Norwegians returned, they shocked their doctor by having lost nearly 25 POUNDS each. "Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions? " Then Ole and Sven nodded and said, "We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, yust from all dat skippin!" Patti Indianapolis IPF 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That is TOOO funny, Joyce!! CaroMissippi, COPD 2005, UIP January 2007, Sjogren syndrome July 2008, polymyositis/dermatomyositis November 2008, Fatty liver disease June 2009, Lupus (SLE)July 2009, mixed connective tissue disease August 2009 To: Breathe-Support Sent: Mon, January 11, 2010 8:33:15 AMSubject: Re: Fw: Cute Joke thanks for making me laugh Pink Joyce R (IPF 3/06) IFA 5/09 Pennsylvania Donate Life Listed 1/09 Inactive 4/09 www.transplantfund. org From: Patti <napa73 (AT) comcast (DOT) net>Subject: Fw: Cute JokeTo: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. comDate: Sunday, January 10, 2010, 8:55 PM Ole and Sven had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating during Christmas and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Norwegians returned, they shocked their doctor by having lost nearly 25 POUNDS each. "Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions? " Then Ole and Sven nodded and said, "We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, yust from all dat skippin!" Patti Indianapolis IPF 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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