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Wow! He sounds like a very wise doctor. How do I get an appointment with him? Must have a long waiting list.

;-)

B

Barbara McD

PF--Sept 08; Sjogren's--Apr 09; Reynaud's--seems like forever

Beautiful Western NC

Counting my blessings: #30 - Mild weather

Consider what a great forest is set ablaze by a small spark. ( 3:5)

To: Breathe Support Support <Breathe-Support >Sent: Tue, January 19, 2010 11:52:33 AMSubject: Fwd: [Fwd: FW: I love this Doctor] hee hee-tahe tahe taheee

OK. We all know what we're supposed to do to maintain good health . . . But this guy is a real hoot!

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all.. Wine made from fruit. is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one,

etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa

beans best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat... And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red

wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION..... Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Yeah he works in the same hospital as House....LOL Dyane, 54, Phoenix, IIP 02 now NSIP 09, Breast Cancer, Psoriasis, Lipodermatosclerosis, Diabetes, and now a RA like autoimmune component, yadda yadda yadda."Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving is a pretty, well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, chocolate in one hand, Margaritas in the other, loudly proclaiming "Holy **** What a ride!"."To: Breathe-Support Sent: Tue, January 19, 2010 10:26:18 AMSubject: Re: Fwd: [Fwd: FW: I love this Doctor] hee hee-tahe tahe taheee

Wow! He sounds like a very wise doctor. How do I get an appointment with him? Must have a long waiting list.

;-)

B

Barbara McD

PF--Sept 08; Sjogren's--Apr 09; Reynaud's--seems like forever

Beautiful Western NC

Counting my blessings: #30 - Mild weather

Consider what a great forest is set ablaze by a small spark. ( 3:5)

To: Breathe Support Support <Breathe-Support >Sent: Tue, January 19, 2010 11:52:33 AMSubject: Fwd: [Fwd: FW: I love this Doctor] hee hee-tahe tahe taheee

OK. We all know what we're supposed to do to maintain good health . . . But this guy is a real hoot!

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all.. Wine made from fruit. is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one,

etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa

beans best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat... And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink

very little red

wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION..... Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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HRH.......that was soooooooooo GOOD!

love ya,

>> > > > > > > > > > > > OK. We all know what we're supposed to do to maintain good health . . . But this guy is a real hoot! > > > > > > > > > > I love this Doctor > > > > > > > > > > Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? > > A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. > > > > > > Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? > > A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. > > > > > > Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? > > A: No, not at all.. Wine made from fruit. is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! > > > > > > Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? > > A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. > > > > > > Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? > > A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! > > > > > > Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? > > A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? > > > > > > Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? > > A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. > > > > > > Q: Is chocolate bad for me? > > A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around! > > > > > > Q: Is swimming good for your figure? > > A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. > > > > > > Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? > > A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! > > > > > > Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. > > > > > > AND..... > > > > > > For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies: > > > > > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat... > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine. > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine. > > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.> > And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > > > > > > CONCLUSION..... > > > > > > Eat and drink what you like.> > > > Speaking English is apparently what kills you.> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message.> > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com> > Version: 9.0.725 / Virus Database: 270.14.148/2629 - Release Date: 01/17/10 14:35:00> > > >>

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Hilarious!!

C_53_Familial IPF_5/09, Washington

HOPE doesn't disappoint!

To: Breathe Support Support <Breathe-Support >Sent: Tue, January 19, 2010 8:52:33 AMSubject: Fwd: [Fwd: FW: I love this Doctor] hee hee-tahe tahe taheee

OK. We all know what we're supposed to do to maintain good health . . . But this guy is a real hoot!

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all.. Wine made from fruit. is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The

Mexicans eat a lot of fat... And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine. And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION..... Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.comVersion: 9.0.725 / Virus Database: 270.14.148/2629 - Release Date: 01/17/10 14:35:00