Merry Christmas

[Guest guest]

Merry Christmas To My Friends .

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do

I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you

And deliver some things just inside your front door

Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,

And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.

Then restore the old color that once graced your hair

Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted

So things now suspended need not be uplifted.

I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back

Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin

So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin

You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells

And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes

No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.

Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny

From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.

And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.

Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid

You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle

And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.

But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me

The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got

But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.

Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere

Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year!

[Guest guest]

Merry Christmas! Lots of love and a big hug to all!

Mike & Sandy

Subj: Merry Christmas

AMEN

Merry Christmas & a very Blessed New Year to all my E Mail Friends

I will be making a conscious effort to wish everyone

a Merry Christmas this year ...

My way of saying that I am celebrating

the birth Of Jesus Christ.

So I am asking my email buddies,

if you agree with me,

to please do the same.

And if you'll pass this on to

your email buddies, and so on...

maybe we can prevent one more

American tradition from being lost in the sea of

"Political Correctness"..

To one and All...

Jesus is the reason for the season!

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[Guest guest]

Thank you ...it is a good reminder. Joyce R AZ birds

[Guest guest]

I wanted to take this opportunity on behalf of myself and my family to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. I know I'm biased but I personally think this is the best group of people anywhere on the internet. You all have made a tremendous difference in my life and I thank you.

I do realize not everyone celebrates Christmas so to the rest of you I wish you a day spent in whatever way makes you feel relaxed and happy.

Merry Christmas!

Beth

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