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P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 61REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Senior

health

care solution

according

to Maxine

Senior

Health Care Solution

So

you're a senior citizen

and

the government says

no

health care for you,

what

do you do?

Our

plan gives anyone

65

years or older

a

gun and 4 bullets.

Your

are allowed to shoot

2

senators

and

2

representatives.

Of

Course,

this

means you will be sent

to

prison where you will

get

3 meals a day,

a

roof over your head,

and

all the health care

you

need!

New

teeth,

no

problem.

Need

glasses,

great.

New

hip,

knees,

kidney,

lungs,

heart?

All

covered.

And

who will be paying

for

all of this?

The

same government

that

just told you

that

you are too old

for

health care.

Plus,

because

you

are

a prisoner,

you

don't have to pay

any

stoopid old

income

taxes

anymore.

IS

THIS A

GREAT

COUNTRY

OR

WHAT?!

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* P. * Thanks for the Midnight chuckle!!!

Z 65, fibriotic NSIP/05/PA

And “mild” PH/10/07

No, NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter, reader,carousel lover and MomMom to Darah and Sara

“*I’m gonna be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley*

*Vinca Minor-periwinkle is my flower*

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> P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06,

> ILL yo 61

> REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone

> 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

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>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>

>>

>> * Senior *

>>

>> *_health care solution_*

>>

>> *_according to Maxine_*

>> **

>>

>> Senior Health Care Solution

>>

>> So you're a senior citizen

>>

>> and the government says

>>

>> no health care for you,

>>

>> what do you do?

>>

>> Our plan gives anyone

>>

>> 65 years or older

>>

>> a gun and 4 bullets.

>>

>> Your are allowed to shoot

>>

>> 2 senators

>>

>> and

>>

>> 2 representatives.

>>

>> Of Course,

>>

>> this means you will be sent

>>

>> to prison where you will

>>

>> get 3 meals a day,

>>

>> a roof over your head,

>>

>> and all the health care

>>

>> you need!

>>

>> New teeth,

>>

>> no problem.

>>

>> Need glasses,

>>

>> great.

>>

>> New hip,

>>

>> knees,

>>

>> kidney,

>>

>> lungs,

>>

>> heart?

>>

>> All covered.

>>

>> And who will be paying

>>

>> for all of this?

>>

>> The same government

>>

>> that just told you

>>

>> that you are too old

>>

>> for health care.

>>

>> Plus,

>>

>> because you

>>

>> are a prisoner,

>>

>> you don't have to pay

>>

>> any stoopid old

>>

>> income taxes

>>

>> anymore.

>>

>> *IS THIS A *

>>

>> *GREAT COUNTRY *

>>

>> *OR WHAT?!*

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

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>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

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>>

>>

>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

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that's a great one , thanks

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Subject: Senior health care solution by maxineTo: "pulumonary Fibrosis" <breathe-support >Date: Friday, December 18, 2009, 8:42 PM

P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 61REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Senior

health care solution

according to Maxine

Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen

and the government says

no health care for you,

what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone

65 years or older

a gun and 4 bullets.

Your are allowed to shoot

2 senators

and

2 representatives.

Of Course,

this means you will be sent

to prison where you will

get 3 meals a day,

a roof over your head,

and all the health care

you need!

New teeth,

no problem.

Need glasses,

great.

New hip,

knees,

kidney,

lungs,

heart? All covered.

And who will be paying

for all of this?

The same government

that just told you

that you are too old

for health care.

Plus,

because you

are a prisoner,

you don't have to pay

any stoopid old

income taxes

anymore. IS THIS A

GREAT COUNTRY

OR WHAT?!

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This was just the chuckle I needed! Thanks!!

Nan 50, MA

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> REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone

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> according to Maxine

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> Senior Health Care Solution

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> So you're a senior citizen

> and the government says

> no health care for you,

> what do you do?

>

> Our plan gives anyone

> 65 years or older

> a gun and 4 bullets.  

>

> Your are allowed to shoot

> 2 senators

> and

> 2 representatives.  

>

> Of Course,

> this means you will be sent

> to prison where you will

> get 3 meals a day,

> a roof over your head,

> and all the health care

> you need!  

>

> New teeth,

> no problem.  

>

> Need glasses,

> great.  

>

> New hip,

> knees,

> kidney,

> lungs,

> heart?  

> All covered.

>

> And who will be paying

> for all of this?  

>

> The same government

> that just told you

> that you are too old

> for health care.  

>

> Plus,

> because you

> are a prisoner,

> you don't have to pay

> any stoopid old

> income taxes

> anymore.

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> GREAT COUNTRY

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