Guest guest Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 61REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' Senior health care solution according to Maxine Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any stoopid old income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 * P. * Thanks for the Midnight chuckle!!! Z 65, fibriotic NSIP/05/PA And “mild” PH/10/07 No, NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked! Potter, reader,carousel lover and MomMom to Darah and Sara “*I’m gonna be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley* *Vinca Minor-periwinkle is my flower* wrote: > > > P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, > ILL yo 61 > REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone > 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' > > >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >> >> >> * Senior * >> >> *_health care solution_* >> >> *_according to Maxine_* >> ** >> >> Senior Health Care Solution >> >> So you're a senior citizen >> >> and the government says >> >> no health care for you, >> >> what do you do? >> >> Our plan gives anyone >> >> 65 years or older >> >> a gun and 4 bullets. >> >> Your are allowed to shoot >> >> 2 senators >> >> and >> >> 2 representatives. >> >> Of Course, >> >> this means you will be sent >> >> to prison where you will >> >> get 3 meals a day, >> >> a roof over your head, >> >> and all the health care >> >> you need! >> >> New teeth, >> >> no problem. >> >> Need glasses, >> >> great. >> >> New hip, >> >> knees, >> >> kidney, >> >> lungs, >> >> heart? >> >> All covered. >> >> And who will be paying >> >> for all of this? >> >> The same government >> >> that just told you >> >> that you are too old >> >> for health care. >> >> Plus, >> >> because you >> >> are a prisoner, >> >> you don't have to pay >> >> any stoopid old >> >> income taxes >> >> anymore. >> >> *IS THIS A * >> >> *GREAT COUNTRY * >> >> *OR WHAT?!* >> >> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >> >> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ >> >> >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 that's a great one , thanks Pink Joyce R (IPF 3/06) IFA 5/09 Pennsylvania Donate Life Listed 1/09 Inactive 4/09 www.transplantfund.org--- Subject: Senior health care solution by maxineTo: "pulumonary Fibrosis" <breathe-support >Date: Friday, December 18, 2009, 8:42 PM P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 61REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' Senior health care solution according to Maxine Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any stoopid old income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 This was just the chuckle I needed! Thanks!! Nan 50, MA List started '84 RB/ILD '04 PF '08 Asthma '09 > > > > Subject: Senior health care solution by maxine > To: " pulumonary Fibrosis " <breathe-support > > Date: Friday, December 18, 2009, 8:42 PM > > > > > > > > > P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 10 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 61 > REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone > 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' > > > > > > > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .hmmessage P { > PADDING-RIGHT:0px;PADDING-LEFT:0px;PADDING-BOTTOM:0px;MARGIN:0px;PADDING-TOP:0px\ ;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 { > FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Verdana;} > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ecxfiltered > {} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass P.ecxecxMsoNormal > {font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass LI.ecxecxMsoNormal > {font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass DIV.ecxecxMsoNormal > {font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman';} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass A:link > {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxMsoHyperlink > {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass A:visited > {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxMsoHyperlinkFollowed > {color:blue;text-decoration:underline;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass P > {font-size:12pt;margin-left:0in;margin-right:0in;font-family:'Times New Roman';} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle18 > {color:navy;font-family:Arial;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle19 > {color:navy;font-family:Arial;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle20 > {color:navy;font-family:Arial;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle21 > {color:navy;font-family:Arial;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle22 > {color:navy;font-family:Arial;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass SPAN.ecxecxEmailStyle23 > {font-weight:normal;color:blue;font-style:normal;font-family:'Palatino Linotype';text-decoration:none;} > #yiv1839551868 #yiv35269933 .ExternalClass #ecxyiv1976103709 #ecxyiv934521146 ..ecxExternalClass DIV.ecxecxSection1 > {} > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Senior > > > > health care solution > according to Maxine > > Senior Health Care Solution > > So you're a senior citizen > and the government says > no health care for you, > what do you do? > > Our plan gives anyone > 65 years or older > a gun and 4 bullets. > > Your are allowed to shoot > 2 senators > and > 2 representatives. > > Of Course, > this means you will be sent > to prison where you will > get 3 meals a day, > a roof over your head, > and all the health care > you need! > > New teeth, > no problem. > > Need glasses, > great. > > New hip, > knees, > kidney, > lungs, > heart? > All covered. > > And who will be paying > for all of this? > > The same government > that just told you > that you are too old > for health care. > > Plus, > because you > are a prisoner, > you don't have to pay > any stoopid old > income taxes > anymore. > > IS THIS A > GREAT COUNTRY > OR WHAT?! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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