OT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

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THIS IS

HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries

are heavier. And,

everything is farther away.

Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street

had become!

And, you

know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They

speak in whispers all the

time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves,

endlessly mouthing the same silent

message until

they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?

I also think

they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand,

people my own age are so much older than I am.

I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't

even recognize me..

I got to

thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning,

and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not

made the way they used to be!

Another

thing, everyone drives so fast these days!

You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in

front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully

fast, the way I see them screech and

swerve in my rear

view mirror...

Clothing

manufacturers are less civilized these days.

Why else would they suddenly start labelling a size 10 or 12 dress as

18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom

scales are

pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number

I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much!

Just who do these people think they're fooling?

I'd like to

call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone

company is in on

the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that

no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to

suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN

GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS:

I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has

happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were.