CHAT -- The news and update

[Guest guest]

Hi everyone,

I have been listening to the news again.

Did you hear these stories.

Scientist have found the world's smallest fish. I think they found it

in the all you can eat buffet at Red Lobster.

Also, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that the 5

must popular procedures are:

1). Face Lifts

2). Nose jobs

3). Breat enlargement

4). Lipo suction

and

5). Tummy Tucks.

You what you get when you combine all those procedures?

Cher !

Last, I have been a little quiet lately because everyone at home has

been sick. My wife had a bad cold and couldn't talk. So I was in

heaven -- just kidding. If you ever want a definition of bad

patient, look in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my wife

when she is sick. Can some one please explain how a person can

simultaneously be too hot, too cold, hungry, full, food tatses great

but you can't taste it? Next time she gets sick, I'm just going to

check myself into a mental ward or maybe I'll just send her to

WalMart and let her infect the pin head who would not take back my

son's defective Christmas present.

Anyway at the same time, got sick. He very rarely does. Maybe

he gets 1 or 2 mild colds a year and that is it. Well last week he

hit the jackpot and I should have bet on the Steelers instead of the

Broncos. In a 24 hour period he developed a very bad cold, a very

sore throat (the doctor thought it was strep but all tests were

negative), 2 ear aches (no infection) and conjunctivitis in both

eyes.

We are all recovering now. is back in school. My wife is

shopping and I only need 2 or 3 more therapy sessions.

Ken M

[Guest guest]

Ken,

I have to admit I am not a very good patient, either. I whine a lot. But

usually my illnesses

are bronchitis, asthma or a cold and I ALWAYS lose my voice. My husband loves

it. He

yells at me to stop talking. That, of course, makes me more frustrated. Poor

guy can't

win. Then again, he lets me sleep a lot and takes over. I think it's not

'cause he wants me

to get better. I think it's so that I will leave him alone!

Jodi Z

[Guest guest]

LOLOLOL

Are you kidding me? I thought men were the whiney ones when they're sick!

Glad to hear everyone is doing better.

kmerrith wrote:

Hi everyone,

I have been listening to the news again.

Did you hear these stories.

Scientist have found the world's smallest fish. I think they found it

in the all you can eat buffet at Red Lobster.

Also, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that the 5

must popular procedures are:

1). Face Lifts

2). Nose jobs

3). Breat enlargement

4). Lipo suction

and

5). Tummy Tucks.

You what you get when you combine all those procedures?

Cher !

Last, I have been a little quiet lately because everyone at home has

been sick. My wife had a bad cold and couldn't talk. So I was in

heaven -- just kidding. If you ever want a definition of bad

patient, look in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my wife

when she is sick. Can some one please explain how a person can

simultaneously be too hot, too cold, hungry, full, food tatses great

but you can't taste it? Next time she gets sick, I'm just going to

check myself into a mental ward or maybe I'll just send her to

WalMart and let her infect the pin head who would not take back my

son's defective Christmas present.

Anyway at the same time, got sick. He very rarely does. Maybe

he gets 1 or 2 mild colds a year and that is it. Well last week he

hit the jackpot and I should have bet on the Steelers instead of the

Broncos. In a 24 hour period he developed a very bad cold, a very

sore throat (the doctor thought it was strep but all tests were

negative), 2 ear aches (no infection) and conjunctivitis in both

eyes.

We are all recovering now. is back in school. My wife is

shopping and I only need 2 or 3 more therapy sessions.

Ken M

[Guest guest]

Ha, haa! Ken, I am so sorry your family has the creeping crud! But,

you are way too funny. I always enjoy your messages! ;o) Hope

everyone is doing better. Sorry your wife got her voice back! Hee,

hee.

Jodi R.

>

> Hi everyone,

>

> I have been listening to the news again.

>

> Did you hear these stories.

>

> Scientist have found the world's smallest fish. I think they found

it

> in the all you can eat buffet at Red Lobster.

>

> Also, the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reports that the 5

> must popular procedures are:

>

> 1). Face Lifts

> 2). Nose jobs

> 3). Breat enlargement

> 4). Lipo suction

> and

> 5). Tummy Tucks.

>

> You what you get when you combine all those procedures?

>

> Cher !

>

> Last, I have been a little quiet lately because everyone at home

has

> been sick. My wife had a bad cold and couldn't talk. So I was in

> heaven -- just kidding. If you ever want a definition of bad

> patient, look in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my wife

> when she is sick. Can some one please explain how a person can

> simultaneously be too hot, too cold, hungry, full, food tatses

great

> but you can't taste it? Next time she gets sick, I'm just going to

> check myself into a mental ward or maybe I'll just send her to

> WalMart and let her infect the pin head who would not take back my

> son's defective Christmas present.

>

> Anyway at the same time, got sick. He very rarely does. Maybe

> he gets 1 or 2 mild colds a year and that is it. Well last week he

> hit the jackpot and I should have bet on the Steelers instead of

the

> Broncos. In a 24 hour period he developed a very bad cold, a very

> sore throat (the doctor thought it was strep but all tests were

> negative), 2 ear aches (no infection) and conjunctivitis in both

> eyes.

>

> We are all recovering now. is back in school. My wife is

> shopping and I only need 2 or 3 more therapy sessions.

>

> Ken M

>

>