Guest guest Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Thanks for the laugh at 12:PM.. I won't go to sleep for another hour.. HA HAH ALOLLOLLLLoooolll Love & PrayersPeggy, IPF 2004 I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Godfrey Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... " BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bob, I usually know the punch line by the time it gets out but that Chicken Bob got me.. I laughed so hard. How are you doing with your 02? You did say you're using it now right? Can't wait to see how much better you feel. Love & PrayersPeggy, IPF 2004 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Godfrey Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Peggy, I’m not actually on O2 yet. Seems that the results of the test, which I took Friday afternoon, had to be dictated, then the Pulmo has to review, and from there I assume the prescription will be submitted. I’m trying to be patient, which is not normal for me. I’ll give them a call this afternoon to see how things are progressing. The whole process is mysterious. Sure hope the O2 helps. I’m finding myself more and more limited in what I can do. I climbed on top of our motor home yesterday to clean the roof, and between the SOB and the osteo arthritis, it was nearly impossible to get up there. Bummer. Bob Dopher 67 IPF 04/07 From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Peggy Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:25 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Re: Hi peggy- Bob, I usually know the punch line by the time it gets out but that Chicken Bob got me.. I laughed so hard. How are you doing with your 02? You did say you're using it now right? Can't wait to see how much better you feel. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Godfrey Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... " BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Oh Bob, I would call and ask how long you need to go without 02 before someone does something.. I know and I know you know from reading the board how much better life can be with 02.. strange how we HAVE to have it huh..lolThe squeaky wheel and all that.. I would be having a fit. Are you getting headaches? That is my first sign. Its like a hammer whackto the front of my head. It stops as soon as I get my saturation back where it needs to be.. Call and give SOMEONE a FIT.. I know could really chew someones ear and get 02 for you.. Thats just crazy.Do you have an oximeter yet? Very important.Love & PrayersPeggy, IPF 2004 Peggy, I’m not actually on O2 yet. Seems that the results of the test, which I took Friday afternoon, had to be dictated, then the Pulmo has to review, and from there I assume the prescription will be submitted. I’m trying to be patient, which is not normal for me. I’ll give them a call this afternoon to see how things are progressing. The whole process is mysterious. Sure hope the O2 helps. I’m finding myself more and more limited in what I can do. I climbed on top of our motor home yesterday to clean the roof, and between the SOB and the osteo arthritis, it was nearly impossible to get up there. Bummer. Bob Dopher 67 IPF 04/07 From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Peggy Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:25 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Re: Hi peggy- Bob, I usually know the punch line by the time it gets out but that Chicken Bob got me.. I laughed so hard. How are you doing with your 02? You did say you're using it now right? Can't wait to see how much better you feel. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of Godfrey Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 ...that was hilarious! C_53_Familial IPF_5/09, Washington HOPE doesn't disappoint! To: Breathe-Support <Breathe-Support >Sent: Mon, December 14, 2009 9:13:41 PMSubject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell...... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Bob, I don't get why they would make you wait to receive your oxygen. They know the results of the test and whether or not you need O2 immediately following the 6-m walk test. Our test results should not be a mystery to us. If we need treatment we need it now! My doc always goes over my pft and 6-m walk tests with me the same day I have them. The day I did my first 6-m walk test, they said I needed to be on O2 and ordered it the same day, in fact Apria had left me a phone message trying to deliver it before I even got home from the doctors! C_53_Familial IPF_5/09, Washington HOPE doesn't disappoint! To: Breathe-Support Sent: Tue, December 15, 2009 8:51:22 AMSubject: Re: Hi peggy- Oh Bob, I would call and ask how long you need to go without 02 before someone does something.. I know and I know you know from reading the board how much better life can be with 02.. strange how we HAVE to have it huh..lol The squeaky wheel and all that.. I would be having a fit. Are you getting headaches? That is my first sign. Its like a hammer whack to the front of my head. It stops as soon as I get my saturation back where it needs to be.. Call and give SOMEONE a FIT.. I know could really chew someones ear and get 02 for you.. Thats just crazy. Do you have an oximeter yet? Very important. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 Peggy, I’m not actually on O2 yet. Seems that the results of the test, which I took Friday afternoon, had to be dictated, then the Pulmo has to review, and from there I assume the prescription will be submitted. I’m trying to be patient, which is not normal for me. I’ll give them a call this afternoon to see how things are progressing. The whole process is mysterious. Sure hope the O2 helps. I’m finding myself more and more limited in what I can do. I climbed on top of our motor home yesterday to clean the roof, and between the SOB and the osteo arthritis, it was nearly impossible to get up there. Bummer. Bob Dopher 67 IPF 04/07 From: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. com [mailto:Breathe- Support@yahoogro ups.com] On Behalf Of Peggy Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:25 AMTo: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. comSubject: Re: Hi peggy- Bob, I usually know the punch line by the time it gets out but that Chicken Bob got me.. I laughed so hard. How are you doing with your 02? You did say you're using it now right? Can't wait to see how much better you feel. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. com [mailto:Breathe- Support@yahoogro ups.com] On Behalf Of GodfreySent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AMTo: Breathe-SupportSubject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber..He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....'Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... "BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 , I’d say it’s just a matter of how professional the Pulmo’s office is, at least in the matter of inter communication. The Pulmo had asked me even before the walk which O2 provider I would prefer, so I assumed it was a done deal and that the office would take care of.  I just called about the results, and it turns out that the office staff assumed I was already on O2 and that I had equipment. Not so fast GI! We got that straightened out and I should be receiving the call from Lincair (sp?) later this afternoon. Bob Dopher 67 IPF 04/07 From: Breathe-Support [mailto:Breathe-Support ] On Behalf Of worth Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:35 PM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Re: Hi peggy- Bob, I don't get why they would make you wait to receive your oxygen. They know the results of the test and whether or not you need O2 immediately following the 6-m walk test. Our test results should not be a mystery to us. If we need treatment we need it now! My doc always goes over my pft and 6-m walk tests with me the same day I have them. The day I did my first 6-m walk test, they said I needed to be on O2 and ordered it the same day, in fact Apria had left me a phone message trying to deliver it before I even got home from the doctors! C_53_Familial IPF_5/09, Washington HOPE doesn't disappoint! From: Peggy To: Breathe-Support Sent: Tue, December 15, 2009 8:51:22 AM Subject: Re: Hi peggy- Oh Bob, I would call and ask how long you need to go without 02 before someone does something.. I know and I know you know from reading the board how much better life can be with 02.. strange how we HAVE to have it huh..lol The squeaky wheel and all that.. I would be having a fit. Are you getting headaches? That is my first sign. Its like a hammer whack to the front of my head. It stops as soon as I get my saturation back where it needs to be.. Call and give SOMEONE a FIT.. I know could really chew someones ear and get 02 for you.. Thats just crazy. Do you have an oximeter yet? Very important. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 Peggy, I’m not actually on O2 yet. Seems that the results of the test, which I took Friday afternoon, had to be dictated, then the Pulmo has to review, and from there I assume the prescription will be submitted. I’m trying to be patient, which is not normal for me. I’ll give them a call this afternoon to see how things are progressing. The whole process is mysterious. Sure hope the O2 helps. I’m finding myself more and more limited in what I can do. I climbed on top of our motor home yesterday to clean the roof, and between the SOB and the osteo arthritis, it was nearly impossible to get up there. Bummer. Bob Dopher 67 IPF 04/07 From: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. com [mailto:Breathe- Support@yahoogro ups.com] On Behalf Of Peggy Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:25 AM To: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. com Subject: Re: Hi peggy- Bob, I usually know the punch line by the time it gets out but that Chicken Bob got me.. I laughed so hard. How are you doing with your 02? You did say you're using it now right? Can't wait to see how much better you feel. Love & Prayers Peggy, IPF 2004 , I’m not reading anymore e-mail from you while I have a mouth full of coffee!! Bob Dopher From: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. com [mailto:Breathe- Support@yahoogro ups.com] On Behalf Of Godfrey Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 12:14 AM To: Breathe-Support Subject: Hi peggy- I like hearing about your chickens and the amount of eggs they lay--thought you would like this joke. G. Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... " BOB, wake up. You shit the bed!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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