RE: Saggin' Hoochie Blues (was hoochie lift)

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Wonderful! And yes, I thought you were going somewhere else with it...

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365/194/160

Lap RnY, Distal - Dr. s

Vanderbilt University Hospital

Surgery date June 3, 2002

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> Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

> See if he can nip and tuck.

> Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

> See if he can nip and tuck.

> He'll raise it a few inches

> And only charge 3 thousand bucks.

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Honey, no offense - but where I grew up - if it was long enough to tuck

in your sock, or drag the ground, it was a good thing LOL. Name withheld

to protect the less than innocent!

Saggin' Hoochie Blues (was " hoochie lift " )

I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

Cause when my hoochie's saggin',

It's draggin' all along the ground.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

He'll raise it a few inches

And only charge 3 thousand bucks.

(Thought I was going somewhere else there, didn't you? -- I'm ashamed of

all of you!)

/john, owner of his own saggin' hoochie, in case you think only women

got them after WLS.

Re: " hoochie " lift

> Okay, let me just say I have never heard of a hoochie lift, did not

> know there was such a thing, & would have never, ever considered it.

> Let alone thought of it affecting my sex life. Wait til hubby hears

> this. LOL

>

> Boy, I love this group. I learn so much.

>

> Lorraine

>

>

>

>

> > In a message dated 11/29/03 1:50:05 PM Central Standard Time,

> Mylou52@a...

> > writes:

> >

> > > I have read a lot about ladies receiving a " hoochie " lift as

> well. Is this

> > > something I need to discuss with my plastic surgeon. Truthfully,

> I don't

> > > see any drooping there but who knows after the stomach is flat.

> Do they shave

> > > you for this?

> > ------

> >

> > Absolutely discuss this with your plastic surgeon. Many

> feel that it

> > part of the procedure and will automatically " pull up " there while

> they " pull

> > down " on the abdomen. Other docs couldn't care less about that

> area. (My PS

> > was appalled when I asked her if it would be addressed -- she said

> OF COURSE

> > -- she wouldn't dream of leaving it hanging!-- but I have heard of

> many women,

> > who after they have a nice flat tummy end up looking like they are

> packing a

> > pair of rolled up socks in their panties).

> > Chances are, you ARE drooping -- you may just not know where

> it really

> > does belong! One plastic surgeon in our area responded to a friend

> of mine,

> > who upon seeing " after " photos and remarked that they seemed

> so " high " --(with

> > a laugh): I bet you have never SEEN one where it's supposed to be!

> > I did not need to shave pre-op for this part of the tummy

> tuck. My PS

> > said she would just shave whatever was necessary while she was

> working.

> > I would definitely recommend getting the " hoochie " pulled

> up -- it

> > makes a world of difference (at least in my experience) in your sex

> life. When

> > the parts fit together as they were intended to, thing really rock

> and roll!

> >

> > Beth

> > Houston, TX

> > VBG - Dr. Srungaram

> > 05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

> > 11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

> > 11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

> > 5'10 "

> >

> >

> >

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ROFLMAO!

Lorraine

> > > In a message dated 11/29/03 1:50:05 PM Central Standard Time,

> > Mylou52@a...

> > > writes:

> > >

> > > > I have read a lot about ladies receiving a " hoochie " lift as

> > well. Is this

> > > > something I need to discuss with my plastic surgeon.

Truthfully,

> > I don't

> > > > see any drooping there but who knows after the stomach is

flat.

> > Do they shave

> > > > you for this?

> > > ------

> > >

> > > Absolutely discuss this with your plastic surgeon. Many

> > feel that it

> > > part of the procedure and will automatically " pull up " there

while

> > they " pull

> > > down " on the abdomen. Other docs couldn't care less about that

> > area. (My PS

> > > was appalled when I asked her if it would be addressed -- she

said

> > OF COURSE

> > > -- she wouldn't dream of leaving it hanging!-- but I have heard

of

> > many women,

> > > who after they have a nice flat tummy end up looking like they

are

> > packing a

> > > pair of rolled up socks in their panties).

> > > Chances are, you ARE drooping -- you may just not know

where

> > it really

> > > does belong! One plastic surgeon in our area responded to a

friend

> > of mine,

> > > who upon seeing " after " photos and remarked that they seemed

> > so " high " --(with

> > > a laugh): I bet you have never SEEN one where it's supposed to

be!

> > > I did not need to shave pre-op for this part of the tummy

> > tuck. My PS

> > > said she would just shave whatever was necessary while she was

> > working.

> > > I would definitely recommend getting the " hoochie " pulled

> > up -- it

> > > makes a world of difference (at least in my experience) in your

sex

> > life. When

> > > the parts fit together as they were intended to, thing really

rock

> > and roll!

> > >

> > > Beth

> > > Houston, TX

> > > VBG - Dr. Srungaram

> > > 05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

> > > 11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

> > > 11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

> > > 5'10 "

> > >

> > >

> > >

[Guest guest]

OMG!!

I resemble that remark!

Saggin' in NM

Margie

Re: " hoochie " lift

> Okay, let me just say I have never heard of a hoochie lift, did not

> know there was such a thing, & would have never, ever considered it.

> Let alone thought of it affecting my sex life. Wait til hubby hears

> this. LOL

>

> Boy, I love this group. I learn so much.

>

> Lorraine

>

>

>

>

> > In a message dated 11/29/03 1:50:05 PM Central Standard Time,

> Mylou52@a...

> > writes:

> >

> > > I have read a lot about ladies receiving a " hoochie " lift as

> well. Is this

> > > something I need to discuss with my plastic surgeon. Truthfully,

> I don't

> > > see any drooping there but who knows after the stomach is flat.

> Do they shave

> > > you for this?

> > ------

> >

> > Absolutely discuss this with your plastic surgeon. Many

> feel that it

> > part of the procedure and will automatically " pull up " there while

> they " pull

> > down " on the abdomen. Other docs couldn't care less about that

> area. (My PS

> > was appalled when I asked her if it would be addressed -- she said

> OF COURSE

> > -- she wouldn't dream of leaving it hanging!-- but I have heard of

> many women,

> > who after they have a nice flat tummy end up looking like they are

> packing a

> > pair of rolled up socks in their panties).

> > Chances are, you ARE drooping -- you may just not know where

> it really

> > does belong! One plastic surgeon in our area responded to a friend

> of mine,

> > who upon seeing " after " photos and remarked that they seemed

> so " high " --(with

> > a laugh): I bet you have never SEEN one where it's supposed to be!

> > I did not need to shave pre-op for this part of the tummy

> tuck. My PS

> > said she would just shave whatever was necessary while she was

> working.

> > I would definitely recommend getting the " hoochie " pulled

> up -- it

> > makes a world of difference (at least in my experience) in your sex

> life. When

> > the parts fit together as they were intended to, thing really rock

> and roll!

> >

> > Beth

> > Houston, TX

> > VBG - Dr. Srungaram

> > 05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

> > 11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

> > 11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

> > 5'10 "

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

I'm not minimizing the problem this presents for men, but you know what

pisses me off?? The fact that those rat-bastid insurance companies are far

quicker to approve panniculectomies for men based on the particular complaint

you

mention than they are for women. Let a guy just hint at having an impediment

to sexual function and they start throwing money at him, PRONTO! Now don't

misunderstand me, I am very sympathetic to guys so inflicted, but it galls me

what women have to go through to try and get covered for this very same

surgery.

Damn I feel another rampage comin' on! LOL!

Lucille

PS: , your ditty was witty!

In a message dated 11/30/2003 9:04:23 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Graduate-OSSG writes:

> /john, owner of his own saggin' hoochie, in case you think only women got

> them after WLS.

>

[Guest guest]

" rat-bastid insurance companies " - I have never, ever, in my entire

life, heard it stated so well!!! Thanks for a laugh, I needed it!!

Amber

Re: Saggin' Hoochie Blues (was " hoochie lift " )

I'm not minimizing the problem this presents for men, but you know what

pisses me off?? The fact that those rat-bastid insurance companies

are far

quicker to approve panniculectomies for men based on the particular

complaint you

mention than they are for women. Let a guy just hint at having an

impediment

to sexual function and they start throwing money at him, PRONTO! Now

don't

misunderstand me, I am very sympathetic to guys so inflicted, but it

galls me

what women have to go through to try and get covered for this very same

surgery.

Damn I feel another rampage comin' on! LOL!

Lucille

PS: , your ditty was witty!

In a message dated 11/30/2003 9:04:23 AM Eastern Standard Time,

Graduate-OSSG writes:

> /john, owner of his own saggin' hoochie, in case you think only women

got

> them after WLS.

>

[Guest guest]

heheheheehheheheheheheheheeheheehehhehehe

janice

Saggin' Hoochie Blues (was " hoochie lift " )

I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

Cause when my hoochie's saggin',

It's draggin' all along the ground.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

He'll raise it a few inches

And only charge 3 thousand bucks.

(Thought I was going somewhere else there, didn't you? -- I'm ashamed of

all of you!)

/john, owner of his own saggin' hoochie, in case you think only women

got them after WLS.

Re: " hoochie " lift

> Okay, let me just say I have never heard of a hoochie lift, did not

> know there was such a thing, & would have never, ever considered it.

> Let alone thought of it affecting my sex life. Wait til hubby hears

> this. LOL

>

> Boy, I love this group. I learn so much.

>

> Lorraine

>

>

>

>

> > In a message dated 11/29/03 1:50:05 PM Central Standard Time,

> Mylou52@a...

> > writes:

> >

> > > I have read a lot about ladies receiving a " hoochie " lift as

> well. Is this

> > > something I need to discuss with my plastic surgeon. Truthfully,

> I don't

> > > see any drooping there but who knows after the stomach is flat.

> Do they shave

> > > you for this?

> > ------

> >

> > Absolutely discuss this with your plastic surgeon. Many

> feel that it

> > part of the procedure and will automatically " pull up " there while

> they " pull

> > down " on the abdomen. Other docs couldn't care less about that

> area. (My PS

> > was appalled when I asked her if it would be addressed -- she said

> OF COURSE

> > -- she wouldn't dream of leaving it hanging!-- but I have heard of

> many women,

> > who after they have a nice flat tummy end up looking like they are

> packing a

> > pair of rolled up socks in their panties).

> > Chances are, you ARE drooping -- you may just not know where

> it really

> > does belong! One plastic surgeon in our area responded to a friend

> of mine,

> > who upon seeing " after " photos and remarked that they seemed

> so " high " --(with

> > a laugh): I bet you have never SEEN one where it's supposed to be!

> > I did not need to shave pre-op for this part of the tummy

> tuck. My PS

> > said she would just shave whatever was necessary while she was

> working.

> > I would definitely recommend getting the " hoochie " pulled

> up -- it

> > makes a world of difference (at least in my experience) in your sex

> life. When

> > the parts fit together as they were intended to, thing really rock

> and roll!

> >

> > Beth

> > Houston, TX

> > VBG - Dr. Srungaram

> > 05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

> > 11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

> > 11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

> > 5'10 "

> >

> >

> >