Guest guest Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 ** You Know It's Time To Diet When.... ** ** You dance and it makes the band skip. ** You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. ** You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. ** You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. ** Your driver's license says, " Picture continued on other side. " ** You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture. ** You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth. ** You could sell shade. ** Your blood type is Ragu. ** You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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