RNY Complications -- This is a HOOT

[Guest guest]

Well, see Amber, when you have an open rny and are on a trapeze, but without

protection, you can get a venereal disease. It says so right here.

EVILE ceep

In a message dated 1/20/04 1:51:17 AM, Graduate-OSSG writes:

<< Subject: RE: RNY Complications -- This is a HOOT

I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed

a venereal disease as a result of open rny - Amber/FLRN

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In a message dated 1/19/04 9:33:14 PM Central Standard Time,

rehab2@... writes:

> I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

> inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed a

venereal

> disease as a result of open rny - Amber/FLRN

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Amber,

Not sure if you're joking or serious here....

When they do " studies " they have to report any change in the patient's

medical status from the beginning of the study. They can't, for themselves,

decide if it was related to the thing they are studying or not.

The person with the trapeze, well, I assume in the hospital he/she had

a " trapeze " bar on their bed to assist with getting up, and either they, or

some hospital assistant bashed them in the head accidentally. Now of course we

all know that is a direct result of WLS, right?? LOL

On the PID, again, just a change in the patients medical status that

had to be reported.

I suppose if someone had developed an ingrown toenail during the study

period they would have reported that too!

Beth

Houston, TX

VBG - Dr. Srungaram

05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

5'10 "

[Guest guest]

I'm not even going to touch that one. lol. I did forward this to my

surgeon and said that it's a good thing he doesn't use a trapeze when he

does open surgery or he'd have to warn about another possible complication.

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RNY Complications -- This is a HOOT

I have to pass along something that I thought was hysterically

funny!!! Tonight, I was reading an abstract of an article (Open vs.

Laparoscopic

RYGBP: Comparison of Operative Morbidity and Mortality) and they were

listing complications that occurred in their subject groups (one group

was open, the other Lap).

Okay, so I'm cruising through this abstract, reading the normal

things; Gastrojejunal Perforation, Gastrojejunal Stenosis, Ventral

Incisional Hernia, Cholecystitis... yadda yadda... okay, so then, there

it is -- the FUNNIEST complication I have ever heard of occurring from

WLS:

Hit in Head by Trapeze

(http://www.utahbariatrics.com/comparison.shtml)

ROFLMAO!!!! This happened to one person in the " open " group. I just

about peed my pants when I came across this one!!!

Thought some of the rest of you could use this chuckle too.

Beth

Houston, TX

VBG - Dr. Srungaram

05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

5'10 "

[Guest guest]

But do you have to be wearing heels, and what about the riding crop?

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Terry Mayers

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RE: RNY Complications -- This is a HOOT

I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed

a venereal disease as a result of open rny - Amber/FLRN

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I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed

a venereal disease as a result of open rny

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He was double jointed.

Regina

[Guest guest]

I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed

a venereal disease as a result of open rny

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He was double jointed.

Regina

[Guest guest]

shameful, absolutely shameful LOL

Amber

RE: RNY Complications -- This is a HOOT

I am curious about the injury from the trapeze and also the pelvic

inflammatory disease - someone PLEASE explain how this patient developed

a venereal disease as a result of open rny

=======================================================

He was double jointed.

Regina

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