Re: FW: BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN

[Guest guest]

I do remember Bob, went out and bought all the " road " movies a year or two

ago...He was a wonderful man. Thanks

Dyane, 54, Phoenix, IIP 02 now NSIP 09, Breast Cancer, Psoriasis,

Lipodermatosclerosis, Diabetes, and now a RA like autoimmune component, yadda

yadda yadda.

" Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving is a pretty,

well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,

totally worn out, chocolate in one hand, Margaritas in the other, loudly

proclaiming " Holy **** What a ride! " . "

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> JOE & JOANIE LAMENSKIE

> IPF JAN. 2008

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> BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN

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> For those of you too young to remember Bob, ask your Grandparents!!! And

> thanks for the memories..........

> WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL

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> I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.

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> Tribute to a man who DID make a difference:

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> ON TURNING 70

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> 'You still chase women, but only downhill'.

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> ON TURNING 80

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> 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

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> ON TURNI NG 90

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> 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

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> ON TURNING 100

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> ' I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time

> for my nap.'

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> ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING

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> 'I ruined my hands in the ring.. The referee kept stepping on them.'

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> ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR

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> 'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.'

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> ON GOLF

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> 'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'

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> ON PRESIDENTS

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> ' I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'

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> ON WHY HE CH OSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER

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> ' When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations You have

> an eight-pound ham' ..'

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> ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL

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> 'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight

> it.'

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> ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY

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> 'Four of us slept in the one bed When it got cold, mother threw on another

> brother.'

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> ON HIS SIX BROTHERS

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> 'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'

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> ON HIS EARLY FAILURES

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> 'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the

> audience threw at me.'

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> ON GOING TO HEAVEN

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> 'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a

> technicality.'

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> Give me a sense of humor. Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some

> humor out of life.

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