Guest guest Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009    JOE & JOANIE LAMENSKIE IPF JAN. 2008 BOB HOPE IN HEAVENFor those of you too young to remember Bob, ask your Grandparents!!! And thanks for the memories.......... WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.Tribute to a man who DID make a difference:ON TURNING 70'You still chase women, but only downhill'. ON TURNING 80'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'ON TURNI NG 90'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'ON TURNING 100' I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING'I ruined my hands in the ring.. The referee kept stepping on them.'ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.'ON GOLF'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'ON PRESIDENTS' I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'ON WHY HE CH OSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER ' When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations You have an eight-pound ham' ..'ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY'Four of us slept in the one bed When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'ON HIS SIX BROTHERS'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'ON HIS EARLY FAILURES'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'ON GOING TO HEAVEN'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'Give me a sense of humor. Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life. ________________________________________PeoplePC OnlineA better way to Internethttp://www.peoplepc.com ____________________________________________________________ Regis University MBAEarn your MBA from Regis University, 100% online. Free info packs! Hotmail: Trusted email with powerful SPAM protection. Sign up now. -- Caroline Bing brings you maps, menus, and reviews organized in one place. Try it now. Windows Live: Keep your friends up to date with what you do online. Looking for the perfect gift? Give the gift of Flickr! Get Windows 7 for only $39.99-CDN College or University students only. This offer ends Jan 3-upgrade now! No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.426 / Virus Database: 270.14.87/2536 - Release Date: 11/30/09 07:31:00 Windows Live: Make it easier for your friends to see what you’re up to on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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