OT - WLS joke (re-posting original from one of my DS lists)

February 6, 2004

A middle aged woman who had had an RNY had a heart attack and was

taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near

death experience.

Seeing God, she asked " Is my time up? " God said " No...you have

another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and take

advantage of her now known life span. She decided after having lost

so much weight that she would have a facelift, liposuction, panni and

tummy tuck. She even had someonecome and change the color of her

hair. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as

well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was finally released from the

hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over

and killed by a speeding ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she

demanded, " HEY!!!! I thought you said I had another 40+ years? Why

didn't you yank me out of the path of that ambulance? "

God replied, " Give me a break....I didn't recognize you. "

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