Saggin' Hoochie Blues (was hoochie lift)

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I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

I got them saggin' hoochie blues, daddy,

Don't think I'll go downtown.

Cause when my hoochie's saggin',

It's draggin' all along the ground.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

Gonna see my plastic surgeon, daddy,

See if he can nip and tuck.

He'll raise it a few inches

And only charge 3 thousand bucks.

(Thought I was going somewhere else there, didn't you? -- I'm ashamed of all

of you!)

/john, owner of his own saggin' hoochie, in case you think only women got

them after WLS.

Re: " hoochie " lift

> Okay, let me just say I have never heard of a hoochie lift, did not

> know there was such a thing, & would have never, ever considered it.

> Let alone thought of it affecting my sex life. Wait til hubby hears

> this. LOL

>

> Boy, I love this group. I learn so much.

>

> Lorraine

>

>

>

>

> > In a message dated 11/29/03 1:50:05 PM Central Standard Time,

> Mylou52@a...

> > writes:

> >

> > > I have read a lot about ladies receiving a " hoochie " lift as

> well. Is this

> > > something I need to discuss with my plastic surgeon. Truthfully,

> I don't

> > > see any drooping there but who knows after the stomach is flat.

> Do they shave

> > > you for this?

> > ------

> >

> > Absolutely discuss this with your plastic surgeon. Many

> feel that it

> > part of the procedure and will automatically " pull up " there while

> they " pull

> > down " on the abdomen. Other docs couldn't care less about that

> area. (My PS

> > was appalled when I asked her if it would be addressed -- she said

> OF COURSE

> > -- she wouldn't dream of leaving it hanging!-- but I have heard of

> many women,

> > who after they have a nice flat tummy end up looking like they are

> packing a

> > pair of rolled up socks in their panties).

> > Chances are, you ARE drooping -- you may just not know where

> it really

> > does belong! One plastic surgeon in our area responded to a friend

> of mine,

> > who upon seeing " after " photos and remarked that they seemed

> so " high " --(with

> > a laugh): I bet you have never SEEN one where it's supposed to be!

> > I did not need to shave pre-op for this part of the tummy

> tuck. My PS

> > said she would just shave whatever was necessary while she was

> working.

> > I would definitely recommend getting the " hoochie " pulled

> up -- it

> > makes a world of difference (at least in my experience) in your sex

> life. When

> > the parts fit together as they were intended to, thing really rock

> and roll!

> >

> > Beth

> > Houston, TX

> > VBG - Dr. Srungaram

> > 05/31/00 - 314 lbs.

> > 11/01/02 - Abdominoplasty

> > 11/29/02 - 160 lbs.

> > 5'10 "

> >

> >

> >