Guest guest Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."    JOE & JOANIE LAMENSKIE IPF JAN. 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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