Guest guest Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 -------Original Message------- How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaksinto the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates. ____________________________________________________________ NutritionImprove your career health. Click now to study nutrition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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