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Dex,

Welcome! I'm curious to hear about your experience with HCG and T.

My doc (at first visit) was talking about putting me on T for a

couple months to get my levels up and then introducing HCG.

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This is great, please give us a description, timeline and results on these

therapies. This

would be some interesting insight into Dr. Shippen and why he picks these. You

will find

all of us " ALL EARS "

> Phil kindly asked me to stop by and say hello. I am currently under treatment

with Dr.

> Shippen in Pennsylvania. I have some experience with HCG, TRT (T cypionate),

Viagra,

> Cialis, Levitra, Seligiline, Cabergoline, and a few other therapies. I hope to

get to know

you

> all better as time goes by, but for now, just wanted to say hi.

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Jeez, I don't know about that approach. I think it is prudent to start with

HCg and stimulate the testicles to see what you can get over a couple month

period before resorting to T. If you start with T first then the feedback

loop will cause your testicles to shrink or at least to shut down so you

would then be starting HCG with testicles that have already been forced

below their current output. Those are two different directions, in addition

to the fact that the hcg alone may be enough.

When I started I did T for a month just to see what T would feel like and if

it would help me and to motivate me to do something about it. Then I backed

off and went to HCG for the reasons I just mentioned. If I had to do it all

over again I would still do it that way. Its probably okay to try a little T

to see what it does for you but if you are seriously interested in HCG I

would get off it fairly soon.

Mixing T in with HCG is an art and not a science and it can be done but I

dont think it gives you a view of what HCG alone is doing.

Winter

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>

>Subject: Re: Hello All

>Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:11:37 -0000

>

>Dex,

>

>Welcome! I'm curious to hear about your experience with HCG and T.

>My doc (at first visit) was talking about putting me on T for a

>couple months to get my levels up and then introducing HCG.

>

>Mark

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Thanks for your reply. It mostly has been in my sternum, or breast plate, and

has been the worst of my pain. I experience clicking of the ribs, as if they

are coming loose! Coughing or sneezing has become a dreaded event!

Take Care,

Ken

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I never knew why my ribs hurt! I went to the Dr.'s after it bothered me for a

while, and they seemed to feel it was like pulled something....ligaments or

something...but it acts up frequently enough that I know it's not from something

I did! It bothers me in the lower back portion of the ribs, so far only on the

right side.

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Hi Ken,

I hear you regarding the rib pain. I think I asked a similar question about

that a few months back. Could you ever have thought a sneeze could be so

painful?Lol

Cheers,

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> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

You are correct. Find another doctor. You may need to try several

before you find someone who will treat you.

You may find this link of interest:

http://www.labtestsonline.org/understanding/features/ref_ranges.html

Brad

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You're on the right track. Find another doc. My first two were

happy to have me just over the clinical threshold of 350. Even at

525 I felt lousy. Once I got hooked up with an endo that understood

what was going on, he put me on a treatment course that got me up at

the top of the range. Once that held I've felt great. Keep

pressing. Ask lots of questions here and definitely don't accept a

doctor's opinion as the last word. Ask them the tough questions and

if you aren't satisfied keep looking. Your body will tell you if

your T level is enough. Good luck...

Bobby

> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can

be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone.

The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was

normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal "

range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

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The Dr. does not know how to treat Low T. your levels should be in the upper 1/3

of the range. The malpractice should be form the bone loss you will suffer and

the other things that go wrong from Low t. the list is long. Here is a good

link and a cut & paste on the testing.

Phil

http://www.lef.org/protocols/prtcl-130.shtml#too

CORRECTING A HORMONE IMBALANCE

Step 1- Blood Testing

Step 2- Interpretation Blood Test Results

Step 3-When Results Are Not Optimal

A male hormone imbalance can be detected through use of the proper blood tests

and can be corrected using available drugs and nutrients. The following

represents a step-by-step program to safely restore youthful hormone balance in

aging men:

Step 1: Blood Testing

The following initial blood tests are recommended for any man over age 40:

Complete blood count and chemistry profile to include liver-kidney function,

glucose, minerals, lipids, and thyroid (TSH)

Free and Total Testosterone

Estradiol (estrogen)

DHT (dihydrotestosterone)

DHEA

PSA

Homocysteine

Luteinizing hormone (LH) (optional)

Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG) (optional)

Step 2: Interpretation of Free Testosterone,

Estrogen, and Total Testosterone Blood Test Results

Free Testosterone

Estrogen

Total Testosterone

One can easily determine if they need testosterone replacement or estrogen

suppression by adhering to the following guidelines:

Free Testosterone

Free testosterone blood levels should be at the high-normal of the reference

range. We define high-normal range as the upper one third of the reference

range. Under no circumstances should free or total testosterone be above the

high end of the normal range.

What too often happens is that a standard laboratory " reference range " deceives

a man (and his physician) into believing that proper hormone balance exists

because the results of a free testosterone test fall within the " normal " range.

The following charts show a wide range of so-called " normal " ranges of

testosterone for men of various ages. While these normal ranges may reflect

population " averages, " the objective for most men over age 40 is to be in the

upper one-third tes-tosterone range of the 21- to 29-year-old group. Based on

the following reference range chart from LabCorp, this means that optimal free

testosterone levels should be between 21-26.5 nanogram/dL in aging men.

Reference Intervals for Free Testosterone from LabCorp20-29 years9.3-26.5

picogram/mL30-39 years8.7-25.1 picogram/mL40-49 years6.8-21.5 picogram/mL50-59

years7.2-24.0 picogram/mL60+ years6.6-18.1 picogram/mL

An example of how this chart can be deceptive would be if a 50-year-old man

presented symptoms of testosterone deficiency (depression, low energy, abdominal

obesity, angina, etc.), but his blood test revealed his free testosterone to be

9 picogram/mL. His doctor might tell him he is fine because he falls within the

normal " reference range. " The reality may be that to achieve optimal benefits,

testosterone levels should be between 21-26.5 picogram/mL. That means a man

could have less than half the amount of testosterone needed to overcome symptoms

of a tes-tosterone deficiency, but his doctor will not prescribe testosterone

replacement because the man falls within the " average " parameters. That is why

it is so important to differentiate between " average " and " optimal. " Average

50-year-old men often have the symptoms of having too little testosterone. Yet

since so many 50-year-old men have lower than desired testosterone levels, this

is considered to be " normal " when it comes to

standard laboratory reference ranges.

The Life Extension Foundation would like to point out that there is disagreement

between clinicians and laboratories on the best method for measuring

tes-tosterone status. There are different schools of thought as to which form of

testosterone should be measured and which analytical procedure provides the most

accurate assessment of metabolic activity.

To illistrate this point, the reference values for measuring free testosterone

from Quest Diagnostics follow:

Adult Male (20-60+ years):1.0-2.7%50-210 pg/mLOptimal Range:150-210 pg/mL

for aging men without

prostate cancer.

We believe that direct testing for free testosterone is the best way to test for

testosterone activity, as free testosterone is active testosterone and consists

of only 1-2% of total testosterone. Total testosterone can be good for general

testing. The four main methods presently used for analyzing free testosterone

are:

Direct, Free Testosterone by Direct Analog/Radioimmunoassay (RIA)

Testosterone Free by Ultrafiltration (UF)

Testosterone Free by Equilibrium Tracer Dialysis (ETD)

Testosterone Free and Weakly Bound by Radioasssay (FWRA)

The latter three test methods are older, more complicated methods that are

technically demanding. The direct RIA test has a number of commercial test kits

available, and they are better used in today's automated equipment, making this

test less tedious and requiring a smaller (less) sample. These advantages have

convinced many laboratories and clinics to prefer direct RIA testing for free

testosterone. The Life Extension Foundation agrees with this assessment, and

therefore uses and recommends the direct free testosterone test with the

above-mentioned reference levels.

Consequently, if your doctor tests your free tes-tosterone, be sure you know the

analytical method used. If your test results have a reference range as follows,

you have probably been tested with one of the other test methods:

Male Reference Range

Test Type66-417 nanogram/dL

FWRA12.3-63%

%FWRA5-21 nanogram/dL

UF or ETD50-210 picogram/mL

UF or ETD1.0-2.7%

% of free by UF or ETD

No matter what test method is used to determine your free testosterone status,

the optimal level (where you want to be) is in the upper one-third of normal for

a 20-29 year old male.

tshooter66 <tshooter1@...> wrote: I am new to this group and I do have

a question that hopefully can be

answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

TIA

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On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:45:43 -0000, you wrote:

>I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can be

>answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

>have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

>level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

>because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

>the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

>no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

>without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

>something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

>low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

>much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

>TIA

Normal ranges are a broad range. You are in the bottom 10% probably

even lower depending on your age. That said - you should know that

when you start T replacement -it is replacement not supplementing -

because added T will signal your body to produce less or even stop

producing T at all. So if you start with an idea of supplementing you

will be likely setting yourself up for a lifetime of replacement

therapy.

Your doctor though should look at your estradiol levels (E2). These

rise over time as we age and in some males are high enough to create

problems. (E2 is created through the break down of testosterone. A

couple of studies have found that blocking this conversion can add 300

points to your total T score and put you at 295 into median ranges

which could be a fine level for you.)

This chart will show you typical T levels by age:

http://www.alt-support-impotence.org/hormone_charts.htm

Read the AACE guidelines in the groups file section as well to

understand causes of low T and various therapies.

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On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 13:45:12 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

>The Dr. does not know how to treat Low T. your levels should be in the upper

1/3 of the range.

Fill with all due respect, Phil, that is your ideal based on your T

therapy and experience. Many people find other levels to be

beneficial. Particularly if it is natural T produced by his own body.

SO for example if he could get to 600 or 650 with Arimidex and no T

that could prove quite good, and would probably be preferable to a

life of T therapy.

I am made uncomfortable by your tendency to state the optimums you

have discovered for yourself as absolutes for everyone. I wish you

could state them as your experience rather than the final word. Your

advice is quite helpful and your experience more than most. please

don't take offense at his. I offer it as I hope constructive advice.

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On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:13:56 -0000, you wrote:

>

>Funny you should mention that list. I called one of the docs on the

>list that was ten miles away. She had never heard of the

>organization that was sponsoring this and wasn't taking new patients

>for TRT. The bulk of the other docs are 100 miles away, but I may

>make a few calls. The endo doc I'm seeing right now is willing to

>work with on keeping my levels at the top and getting the right blood

>tests. I would like to find one that considers E2 levels an

>important hormone to check as well. Thanks!

I've got an article some where on what's called E2 and Testosterone

cross talk from a medical journal. Let me look for it.

If I don't post in the next day or two give me a reminder nudge.

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tshooter,

T 295 can easily be low enough to cause severe symptoms. Some lab

reference ranges start at 350.

Your doctor is qualified neither to predict the opinions of other doctors nor to

comment on their minds.

Bruce

> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

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Hi,

Many doctors new to TRT do not have the experience to treat patients

correctly. You need a doctor with andorpause experience.

My doctor, Dr. Gambrell, Augusta, GA aims for a level from 700 - 900

with the best results near 900. Too much is not good much to my

surprise. This does not cure ED if you are having trouble with

maintaining erections, but it does improve your interest, sense of

well being, improve your composure, gives you a new response to a

dress blowing in the wind. After that, it is also very beneficial to

to most of the vital organs in the body.

ernestnolan

> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

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Hi,

Many doctors new to TRT do not have the experience to treat patients

correctly. You need a doctor with andorpause experience.

My doctor, Dr. Gambrell, Augusta, GA aims for a level from 700 - 900

with the best results near 900. Too much is not good much to my

surprise. This does not cure ED if you are having trouble with

maintaining erections, but it does improve your interest, sense of

well being, improve your composure, gives you a new response to a

dress blowing in the wind. After that, it is also very beneficial to

to most of the vital organs in the body.

ernestnolan

> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone. The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal " range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

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have him run the test again, this time make the appt for the

afternoon as your levels are lower then in the morning. Also

certian foods/supplements can lower your level see the links section.

My first test the Total T was 405 done in the am, the second test it

was 212. Also my second test was with a new doc who treats patients

with levels < 500. the range of these test are 260-1000.

As a side note, going on TRT even though it is an ez trap to start

does have its disadvantages. TRT alone will make you sterile or

close to it as it stops the trigers that tell your testicles to make

sperm and testosterone. There are other meds to help raise your

natural T is it is possible. hcG/Clomid are options, that alot of

primary care docs don't know about for men, even though they use

them all day long on women. Also as I am sure you have read, when

your testicles don't have anything to do they tend to shrink.

on the pos side, I use 2 packs of androgel a day, and feel like a

new man all around.

Bob

> > I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully

can be

> > answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out

why I

> > have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone.

The

> > level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was

normal

> > because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This

being

> > the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal "

range

> > no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> > without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road

if

> > something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at

the

> > low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level

without

> > much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

> >

> > TIA

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Tia,

You doctor may be looking out for your best interest if you are

relatively young and virile. T replacement causes temporary

sterility and shuts down normal production.

You need more lab work to rule out illness. I suggest testing for

Free Test, Sex Binding Hormone, Estradiol, LH, FSH, and DHT along

with the standard blood panels.

An option to consider is stimulation of the signaling hormones in

the brain. This is a good strategy for Secondary Hypo G patients.

> I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully can

be

> answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why

I

> have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone.

The

> level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was

normal

> because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This

being

> the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal "

range

> no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at

the

> low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level without

> much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

>

> TIA

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Retro,

I really think Phil deserves better as one of the few remaining

experienced patients posting to this site. How about a little more

tact?

Other than that, I think that more of an effort should be made to

encourage newbies to get the right lab work. That is priority number

one. I think someone posted an article detailing the labs. Also, no

one enquired about the fellow's age or physique. These are important

to getting pointed in the proper direction.

My experience has been that Endos don't have the answer but neither

do Urologists. I ended up going to a steriod doctor recommended by

College Pharmacy (email = info@...). Phil, thanks

again for the referral to College Pharmacy.

>

> >The Dr. does not know how to treat Low T. your levels should be

in the upper 1/3 of the range.

>

>

> Fill with all due respect, Phil, that is your ideal based on your

T

> therapy and experience. Many people find other levels to be

> beneficial. Particularly if it is natural T produced by his own

body.

> SO for example if he could get to 600 or 650 with Arimidex and no T

> that could prove quite good, and would probably be preferable to a

> life of T therapy.

>

> I am made uncomfortable by your tendency to state the optimums you

> have discovered for yourself as absolutes for everyone. I wish you

> could state them as your experience rather than the final word.

Your

> advice is quite helpful and your experience more than most. please

> don't take offense at his. I offer it as I hope constructive

advice.

>

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On Thu, 22 Jul 2004 01:32:22 -0000, you wrote:

>have him run the test again, this time make the appt for the

>afternoon as your levels are lower then in the morning.

Research says levels are at their peak in the early am and fall during

the day.

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Retro is correct. Your natural peak is in the early morning - the

reason many of us wake up with morning wood....

K4

>

> >have him run the test again, this time make the appt for the

> >afternoon as your levels are lower then in the morning.

>

>

> Research says levels are at their peak in the early am and fall

during

> the day.

>

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Then do this call some small drug stores in the area and ask for the names of

Dr.'s that wright scripts for AndroGel, Testim and Arimidex for men. Call them

and see if they treat a lot of men and go to one of them. There are a lot of

Dr.'s the are good at treating low T you just have to find them.

Phil

bobbycfromep <clark.hypog@...> wrote:

Phil,

Funny you should mention that list. I called one of the docs on the

list that was ten miles away. She had never heard of the

organization that was sponsoring this and wasn't taking new patients

for TRT. The bulk of the other docs are 100 miles away, but I may

make a few calls. The endo doc I'm seeing right now is willing to

work with on keeping my levels at the top and getting the right blood

tests. I would like to find one that considers E2 levels an

important hormone to check as well. Thanks!

Bobby

> > I am new to this group and I do have a question that hopefully

can

> be

> > answered. I just began having the blood work done to find out why

I

> > have low drive. One of the tests run was for total testosterone.

> The

> > level that cam back was 295 and the results stated that I was

> normal

> > because the range for the test was between 260 and 1000. This

being

> > the case my urologist told me that since it was in the " Normal "

> range

> > no doctor in their right mind would try to increase that level

> > without being concerned about a malpractice suit down the road if

> > something were to happen. I personally think that 295, being at

the

> > low end of the scale, could be increased to a higher level

without

> > much worry. Am I wrong in this thought process?

> >

> > TIA

>

>

>

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Yep sex is best in the morning.

Phil

kaitain4 <no_reply > wrote:

Retro is correct. Your natural peak is in the early morning - the

reason many of us wake up with morning wood....

K4

>

> >have him run the test again, this time make the appt for the

> >afternoon as your levels are lower then in the morning.

>

>

> Research says levels are at their peak in the early am and fall

during

> the day.

>

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On Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:16:52 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

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>Retro I am not talking about myself I am talking about what I have read. And

posted many times. I am not one that needs a real high level anymore since

getting my E2 down I am good at 800. Here is a cut & past about levels. At the

bottom is were is says upper 1/3 of range.

>http://www.lef.org/protocols/prtcl-130b.shtml#dr

Thanks. I sit corrected.

My concern was that my reading of his post suggested he was not yet on

TRT, and that if E2 was an issue Arimidex could have carried him from

295 total t to 600 to 700 without TRT 9based on the elderly and

Arimidex study often posted here).

I would think that level of self produced T would be preferable to

taking on a life of TRT. So telling him he should be in the 800 to

1000 range might push him into TRT.

I'm coming to believe that self produced T levels do not have to be as

high as replacement T levels to feel the same benefits. I can't point

to anything, but its a feeling I'm getting from reading this group.

Once you're on TRT it seems only sensible to look for an optimum level

and I suspect that optimal feeling probably does come from something

above median level in the 600s. But if one can be at median levels

without a life time of shots, gels or pellets, I'd say go for that. I

don't think we'd suggest folks at 650 medians should all be on TRT to

get into the 800-900 range to feel better.

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On Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:43:59 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

>Yep sex is best in the morning.

>Phil

There';s a funny song by a group called Uncle Bonzai entitled " Boys

Want Sex in the Morning " . Worth a funny listen.

Heck here it is:

Boys Want Sex In The Morning

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

When I'm not my best

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Tearing at my breast

Boys want

Someone who's winsome

Someone to pin

Someone to undertake

Boys want

Someone to fall on

Someone to crawl on

Someone half awake

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Covers at my knees

Boys want

Rotten conditions

Passive positions

I am a trapeze

Boys want

Someone who's sleepy

Someone who's keeping

Nothing in too deep

Boys want

Somebody first hand

Someone to burst

And then go back to sleep

There is nothing I like better

Than a jostle now and then

With the hands under the sweater

And the back that starts to bend

But before my eyes are open

I don't want to have to hide

From a simpleton still poking

With a thimbleful of pride

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Soiling the sheets

Boys want

Sex while I'm yawning

Suddenly spawning

When I'm half asleep

Boys want

Someone unconscious

Somebody not just

Waiting for a thrill

Boys want

Sex with surprises

Sex with sunrises

Someone on the pill

There is nothing like a lover

Who can satisfy your needs

And the joy when you discover

Just how often he succeeds

But before my eyes can focus

I don't need him to surprise

By descending like a locust

On a field of sleeping thighs

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

When I'm still not fresh

Boys want

Something that strikes them

Someone who likes them

Fondling their flesh

Boys want

Someone to take and

Someone to break and

Comment on their size

Boys want

Someone to prod and

Someone who'll nod

And then just close her eyes

- - - -

Just another albino black sheep

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Thanks I have to keep this one.

Phil

retrogrouch@... wrote:

On Thu, 22 Jul 2004 07:43:59 -0700 (PDT), you wrote:

>Yep sex is best in the morning.

>Phil

There';s a funny song by a group called Uncle Bonzai entitled " Boys

Want Sex in the Morning " . Worth a funny listen.

Heck here it is:

Boys Want Sex In The Morning

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

When I'm not my best

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Tearing at my breast

Boys want

Someone who's winsome

Someone to pin

Someone to undertake

Boys want

Someone to fall on

Someone to crawl on

Someone half awake

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Covers at my knees

Boys want

Rotten conditions

Passive positions

I am a trapeze

Boys want

Someone who's sleepy

Someone who's keeping

Nothing in too deep

Boys want

Somebody first hand

Someone to burst

And then go back to sleep

There is nothing I like better

Than a jostle now and then

With the hands under the sweater

And the back that starts to bend

But before my eyes are open

I don't want to have to hide

From a simpleton still poking

With a thimbleful of pride

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

Soiling the sheets

Boys want

Sex while I'm yawning

Suddenly spawning

When I'm half asleep

Boys want

Someone unconscious

Somebody not just

Waiting for a thrill

Boys want

Sex with surprises

Sex with sunrises

Someone on the pill

There is nothing like a lover

Who can satisfy your needs

And the joy when you discover

Just how often he succeeds

But before my eyes can focus

I don't need him to surprise

By descending like a locust

On a field of sleeping thighs

Boys want

Sex in the morning

Sex in the morning

When I'm still not fresh

Boys want

Something that strikes them

Someone who likes them

Fondling their flesh

Boys want

Someone to take and

Someone to break and

Comment on their size

Boys want

Someone to prod and

Someone who'll nod

And then just close her eyes

- - - -

Just another albino black sheep

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