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Hi All,

A thought for the weekend..................

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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green

and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so

Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99-cent

double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, " You

want fries with that? " And Man said, " Super size them. " And Man gained pounds.

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And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man

found so fair.

And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, whipped cream and

brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on

the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

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And God said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. "

And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, croutons and shredded

cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.

And Man and Woman gained pounds.

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And God said, " I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and coconut / olive oil

with which to cook them. "

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained pounds, and his bad

cholesterol went through the roof.

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And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra

pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to

toil to change channels between ESPN and

ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.

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And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming

with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips

and deep-fat fried them. And he created

sour cream dip.

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And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in

cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " It is

good. " And Man went into cardiac arrest.

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And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....

And Satan created HMOs . . . .

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Good health & long life,

Greg ,

http://optimalhealth.cia.com.au