Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 Hi All, Here is a second hand humor. I would not describe the things I have eaten. Cheers, Al. And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created Mc's.And Mc's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"And Man said, "Supersize them."And Man gained pounds.And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.And Satan brought forth chocolate.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad.And Satan brought forth ice cream.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.And Man gained pounds.And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them.And he created sour cream dip also.And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.And Satan saw and said, "It is good."And Man went into cardiac arrest.And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.And Satan created HMO's.And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created Mc's.And Mc's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"And Man said, "Supersize them."And Man gained pounds.And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.And Satan brought forth chocolate.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad.And Satan brought forth ice cream.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.And Man gained pounds.And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them.And he created sour cream dip also.And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.And Satan saw and said, "It is good."And Man went into cardiac arrest.And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.And Satan created HMO's. -----Original Message-----From: avraham cohen [mailto:lifeforce@... I wonder if anyone else has some humorous CRON experiences that they would like to share. shalom, avraham cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 Dear Suz, I don't write much to the list, but I want to thank you for making my morning. I am still laughing at your posting. I appreciate your courage and your humour. If you are now dead, please let me know as I would like to hear about the benefits of CRON in the NE (next environment). I hope that you did survive. You reminded me of a few death defying experiments of my own. As you can 'see' I am still here to tell you about it. I wonder if anyone else has some humorous CRON experiences that they would like to share. shalom, avraham cohen ----- Original Message ----- From: Suzanne Cart CR Support Group Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2002 8:26 AM Subject: [ ] Death By Kefir? Good morning CRONies. After throwing out the first 5 batches per directions, I just tried my first glass of homemade kefir. If you don't hear from me in a few days you'll know I poisoned myself. Not sure if the kefir grains "worked" or if I just drank 8 oz. of sour milk. I refrigerated it overnight and then killed it with sucralose and vanilla before I mustered the courage to drink it. Like yogurt, it's probably an acquired taste, although I admit it wasn't really too bad. Having read all the health claims for kefir, I have high hopes of learning to enjoy the stuff. Suz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 Funny post! If you could tolerate the smell and taste of the kefir, it was still good. IMO it tastes very much like plain yogurt. When it goes off it begins to smell like mildew or something similar. If that happens strain the grains out, wash them, then give them some fresh milk and they will recover (if they haven't been neglected too long). As long as your fermentation cycle is around 24 hours and is taking place at room temperature, your kefir will be fine. You are using real kefir grains aren't you? " Suzanne Cart " <massuz@...> on 08/08/2002 11:26:20 AM Please respond to " CR Support Group " < > cc: (bcc: Loveland/south/llp) Subject: [ ] Death By Kefir? Good morning CRONies. After throwing out the first 5 batches per directions, I just tried my first glass of homemade kefir. If you don't hear from me in a few days you'll know I poisoned myself. Not sure if the kefir grains " worked " or if I just drank 8 oz. of sour milk. I refrigerated it overnight and then killed it with sucralose and vanilla before I mustered the courage to drink it. Like yogurt, it's probably an acquired taste, although I admit it wasn't really too bad. Having read all the health claims for kefir, I have high hopes of learning to enjoy the stuff. Suz Good morning CRONies. After throwing out the first 5 batches per directions, I just tried my first glass of homemade kefir. If you don't hear from me in a few days you'll know I poisoned myself. Not sure if the kefir grains "worked" or if I just drank 8 oz. of sour milk. I refrigerated it overnight and then killed it with sucralose and vanilla before I mustered the courage to drink it. Like yogurt, it's probably an acquired taste, although I admit it wasn't really too bad. Having read all the health claims for kefir, I have high hopes of learning to enjoy the stuff. Suz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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