Re: somewhat sick humor (or at least bad humor)

[Guest guest]

Ever notice how wonderful it is to sleep in while it is raining outside, (don't let little things like he neighbors house floating by bother you).

How wonderful it is to arise early and watch the sun come up over the horizon. (Hmmmm, I thought the sun used to raise in the east).

How wonderful it is to watch the neighbor hood children playing in the street (That was my windshield!).

How wonderful it is to laugh. (Even when you should be crying)

How wonderful it is to sing. (I'll wear a bullet proof vest, thank you).

How wonderful it is to go skinny dipping in the old swimming hole (and just when did you build a house next to my swimming hole?)

How wonderful it is to drive too fast. (No officer I wasn't going a bit over 60 mph, would you believe 70 mph, How about, officer my throttle stuck for the last 50 miles?)

How wonderful it is to be bailed out. (Yes dear, I'll love you forever and ever {but please shave dear}) (want to stop at the bar here?)

How wonderful it is escape. (yes?)

How wonderful it is to have this end (really?)

How wonderful it is that you aren't the only one with cognitive disorder. (see, I'm not really insane)

How wonderful it is that there is not a flush lever in this email (maybe there should be one).