Guest guest Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Nice thought, but please do not overload. We all get enough e-mail and jokes from others but once in a while it's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hi! I'm following up mertburton's post on July 26 about the flight attendants announcements. I, too, believe in the healing power of laughter. Having been in public education for over 35 years, and being a collector, I have an entire 3-ring binder filled with humor and inspirational quotes - both of which I refer to when needed. So, unless I get booed off the board with a bunch of negative feedback, Id like to attempt to add a little humor to our otherwise taxing and challenging situations of getting healthier with the aid of LDN. Again, I have tons of these things, and wouldn't mind posting some of them up from time to time if it isn't considered off-task. As a sidebar, I might add that I started LDN myself last Thursday and my wife is nearing the end of her first month on it.. . . me for multiple myeloma - her for MS. We're both extremely optimistic of improvement. So, here goes:ALL THE STORIES FIT TO PRINT: These are actual newspaper headlines that somehow got by the editors and proofreaders. Maybe faulty typesetting, but here's how they appeared:U.S. FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS!DR. RUTH TALKS ABOUT SEX WITH LEADING NEWSPAPER EDITORS.20-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ENDS AT THE ALTAR.TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER!MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR THEIR WIVES.10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED!ROBBER HOLDS UP ELLEN'S HOSIERY.EGYPTIAN HEAD SEEKS ARMS.QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPEDCARIBBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO THE LEFT.IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH.PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER!SCIENTISTS TO HAVE CLINTON'S EAR.TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY.MRS. CORSON'S SEAT UP FOR GRABS!COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES.MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE!Express Yourself - Share Your Mood in Emails!Visit www.SmileyCentral.com - the happiest place on the Web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Allan, just write " LDN " in the subject line and maybe they'll get past the moderator. (-: > > > > > > > > > Hi! I'm following up mertburton's post on July 26 about the flight attendants announcements. I, too, believe in the healing power of laughter. Having been in public education for over 35 years, and being a collector, I have an entire 3-ring binder filled with humor and inspirational quotes - both of which I refer to when needed. So, unless I get booed off the board with a bunch of negative feedback, Id like to attempt to add a little humor to our otherwise taxing and challenging situations of getting healthier with the aid of LDN. Again, I have tons of these things, and wouldn't mind posting some of them up from time to time if it isn't considered off-task. As a sidebar, I might add that I started LDN myself last Thursday and my wife is nearing the end of her first month on it.. . . me for multiple myeloma - her for MS. We're both extremely optimistic of improvement. So, here goes:ALL THE STORIES FIT TO PRINT: These are actual newspaper headlines that somehow got by the editors and proofreaders. Maybe faulty typesetting, but here's how they appeared:U.S. FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS!DR. RUTH TALKS ABOUT SEX WITH LEADING NEWSPAPER EDITORS.20-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ENDS AT THE ALTAR.TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER!MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR THEIR WIVES.10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED!ROBBER HOLDS UP ELLEN'S HOSIERY.EGYPTIAN HEAD SEEKS ARMS.QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPEDCARIBBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO THE LEFT.IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH.PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER!SCIENTISTS TO HAVE CLINTON'S EAR.TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY.MRS. CORSON'S SEAT UP FOR GRABS!COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES.MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE! > > > _______________________________________________ > Express Yourself - Share Your Mood in Emails! > Visit www.SmileyCentral.com - the happiest place on the Web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2003 Report Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! Thanks and the best to you and wife. ~sally > > > > > > > > > Hi! I'm following up mertburton's post on July 26 about the flight attendants announcements. I, too, believe in the healing power of laughter. Having been in public education for over 35 years, and being a collector, I have an entire 3-ring binder filled with humor and inspirational quotes - both of which I refer to when needed. So, unless I get booed off the board with a bunch of negative feedback, Id like to attempt to add a little humor to our otherwise taxing and challenging situations of getting healthier with the aid of LDN. Again, I have tons of these things, and wouldn't mind posting some of them up from time to time if it isn't considered off-task. As a sidebar, I might add that I started LDN myself last Thursday and my wife is nearing the end of her first month on it.. . . me for multiple myeloma - her for MS. We're both extremely optimistic of improvement. So, here goes:ALL THE STORIES FIT TO PRINT: These are actual newspaper headlines that somehow got by the editors and proofreaders. Maybe faulty typesetting, but here's how they appeared:U.S. FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS!DR. RUTH TALKS ABOUT SEX WITH LEADING NEWSPAPER EDITORS.20-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ENDS AT THE ALTAR.TWO SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER!MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR THEIR WIVES.10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED!ROBBER HOLDS UP ELLEN'S HOSIERY.EGYPTIAN HEAD SEEKS ARMS.QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPEDCARIBBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO THE LEFT.IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH.PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER!SCIENTISTS TO HAVE CLINTON'S EAR.TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY.MRS. CORSON'S SEAT UP FOR GRABS!COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES.MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE! > > > _______________________________________________ > Express Yourself - Share Your Mood in Emails! > Visit www.SmileyCentral.com - the happiest place on the Web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2004 Report Share Posted February 10, 2004 Ha ha, that was funny. I couldn't open the second one and I know that you resent it, but I accidentally deleated it. could you please resend it? Cheers, --- " Ron S. " <noideawhatimdoingatall@...> escribió: > Here's one: > http://www.sniksnak.com/jokester/pics/prayer.jpg > here's another > http://www.ryanmcbain.com/forums/showthread.php?=775 > play " Camel toe " . PS If you're offended please > don't kill the messenger. Ron S. > > > --------------------------------- > Do you ? > Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online ===== Wolfe _________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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