Guest guest Posted February 5, 2002 Report Share Posted February 5, 2002 Too Funny!! Bert. : ) Fruit Cake 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 4 lg. eggs (beaten) 2 cups dried fruit 1 tsp salt 1 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup lemon juice 1 cup walnuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey for quality. In a large bowl mix the butter and sugar. Check the whiskey to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat two eggs into a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets suck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tinsisticity. Next sift 2 cups salt. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one Tablespoon-or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed! Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 http://www.hogs-against-ms.org About a week ago, I was approached by a woman who wanted to know my story with MS and wanted to post it on her site with my picture and all. I agreed and She had got it on there now. The beginning is a flash show that will take you to her main page. After that, on your left you will see a Spot that says Main Menu (just above Events) You click that little Think above that and the list of area's comes up. You want to go to OUR FRIENDS And you can read all about Me and all the Good Company I am in with these days..I felt truly honored..Plus you all get to see me, MY FACE!! Hope I don't scare ya...I know its halloween and all!! LOL Enjoy the site...She is doing a Great Thing Here!!! Visit my websitehttp://www.mylivingwithms.bravehost.com/And Sign My Petitionwww.petitiononline.com/mc7620gtJoin My Life With MS Message Boardhttp://msbraingonebad.proboards24.com/index.cgiAll HBO All The Time???http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem & item=2567706007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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