Re: Aspie logic-So matter of fact

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I have another one for " Aspie logic " ....

I am currently overseas visiting a friend. Well the day I was leaving I took my

son to school because I had a meeting there anyway. We get to the school and I

park the car.

Me: Can I get a hug before you get out of the car.

Son: No! (as he looks around)

Me: We're in the car, no one is going to see you.

Son: So, they might.

Me: Well I'm going to be gone for a week.

Son: So I'll see you in a week.

Me: But what if my plane crashes. (as my son is getting out of the car now)

Son: So then I'll go to your funeral. Love you, Bye! (as he shuts the door)

If I didn't know my son as well as I do and if I hadn't come to terms with the

fact that he has AS I might have been hurt. But instead, I chuckled, smiled at

him and said I love you too!

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> > From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@>

> > Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic

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> > Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM

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> > My son did a similar thing to me the other day.Â

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> > B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at

the elementary)

> > Me: Why is that?

> > B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell

phone.

> > Me: What cell phone?

> > B: The one you're gonna buy me.

> > Me: Really? I don't think so.

> > B: Why not?

> > Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is

(he's 8) and maybe get a job.

> > B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore!

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> > Oh......if he only knew.

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> > ( ) Aspie logic

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> > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the

counselors.

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> > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him

cut his toenails over the weekend.)

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> > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.

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> > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day

when I am a junior.

> > Me: What car?

> > Son: The one that you are going to buy me.

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> > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's

license first. He has not even started driver's ed.

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> > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse

over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.

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